March 31, 2018 – Page 2

Ivica Zubac 16 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

I was sort of losing it as I watched Ivica Zubac dominate the Bucks for a little 12-minute stretch there late in the game. The Bucks had a huge lead, then Caruso and Zubac come in with their “chemistry” and “passing” and “whiteness” and dismantle the Bucks’ defense possession after possession. Each successive basket got…

Joe Ingles 17 Points/10 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

Joe Ingles is so frickin’ good. I can’t believe it. He’s been balling hard all season, even though he looks like the exact opposite of what an NBA player should look like. I don’t feel like people are noticing enough how good he is. He was, for lack of a better term, maybe a bit…

Jordan Clarkson 23 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

If the Cavaliers make the Finals again, I’m not going to be down with that. Why even play the season if LeBron is just going to make it no matter what random assortment of players is surrounding him? No, this is the year I want some change. Something different. I can’t even tell if they’re…

Troy Daniels 23 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

Perhaps I should’ve used the Rockets commentators for this video. I imagine they were unsurprised by the fact that Troy Daniels was hitting a bunch of threes against them, and I bet they were talking about how much they liked him when he was in Houston. Maybe a bit of remembrance of when he hit…

Josh Jackson 27 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

Not to make anything sad or anything, but in case you didn’t look at a boxscore for this game and your only information about it is from this video, the Suns lost. Try not to cry. Josh Jackson took a tough jumper, scraped the bottom of the jumbotron with it, watched it fall directly into…

Dante Exum 21 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

Dante “Wrecks ’em” Exum has been surprisingly good in his return from injury. Surprising in two ways, because he wasn’t very good before getting injured anyway, and because his type of injury usually makes players worse, not better. He’s still being eased into things, but early indications suggest that he’ll be a nice role-player next…

MarShon Brooks 24 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

He did it again. MarShon “Mar$wag” “Microwave 2.0” (second nickname brought to you by the hilariously out-of-touch Grizzlies play-by-play guy) Brooks proved his 21-point post-China debut with the Grizzlies was no fluke, scoring 24 on an impressive array of swaggy shots. By the way, if you were among those who thought his first game was…

Nikola Jokic 23 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

I don’t know how the Nuggets won this one, but they did, so that means their chances to make the playoffs probably didn’t get worse. I’m not sure about that, though. It’s very possible that due to strange mathematical happenings (maybe something to do with quantums?????) that their chances for some postseason action went down….