The Kings commentators were really creaming themselves over Jarrett Allen in this game. You don’t get to hear it, since my policy is “home commentators only”, but rest assured, they were lavishing praise on him like he played for Sacramento. They even had a whole mini highlights package to show while they did it. You…
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De’Aaron Fox 21 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
Say what you want about De’Aaron “Bottom 10 RPM In The League” Fox, but he doesn’t mind the big moments. Sure, he might throw up a horrible brick or commit an insane turnover, but those are things he does all the time anyway. Consistency is key in whatever you try to do in life. And…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 23 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
Warning: the assists from Bogdan Bogdanovic to Willie Cauley-Stein contained in this video are not for lob jams, but instead for lame jumpers. If the thought of viewing such assists fills you with anxiety, I urge you to turn back now. Those that remain, get ready for one of Bogdanovic’s best scoring performances of the…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 17 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
Justise Winslow seems to have accepted his fate as a poor offensive player; his shots per minute are way down this season, and the only thing keeping him from being totally useless on that end is the fact that he can sometimes hit threes now. 43 percent, even on limited attempts, is really good, even…
Read MoreWhat Happened to the Videos?/New Channel
“DEE TEE BEE! DEE TEE BEE! ALL YOUR VIDEOS HAVE BEEN DELETED!” Yes, my dedicated fan, it’s true: my world-renowned YouTube channel was taken down due to multiple copyright claims made by “Aiplex Software Pvt Ltd.” on the morning of Monday, February 19, 2018. Since I know what you’re thinking right now, yes, I am…
Read MoreEric Moreland 10 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2018)
It fills me with an unexplainable sense of joy and contentment to finally be able to make an Eric Moreland highlight video. He was an extremely marginal player his first two years in the league, absolutely on the fringiest fringe of the margins of the NBA. In those two seasons with Sacramento, he appeared in…
Read MoreStanley Johnson 19 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2018)
Due to life circumstances, I was unable to watch last night’s Bucks-Pistons game, and it’s a good thing that those circumstances came up, because I would have been PISSED OFF TO HELL AND BACK while watching the free-falling Pistons led by Blake “Superstar Shooting 40%” Griffin just totally demolish the Bucks. Watching Stanley Johnson embarrass…
Read MoreJarell Martin 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2018)
Jarell Martin: a lite version of Nikola Jokic? Let’s do a quick rundown: Can shoot threes: check. Can pass the ball: check. Can shoot midrange jumpers: check. Can hit crafty hook shots from the post: probably sometimes! Is a future All-Star: only if you believe. Can get triple-doubles on a regular basis: Jarell is being…
Read MoreAndrew Harrison 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2018)
Last season’s version of Andrew Harrison would have been the perfect tank commander. This year’s version? Still a pretty good tank commander, but you’d prefer your tank commander to shoot 32% from the field while starting at the PG position and playing 20 MPG. Honestly, I think the Grizzlies should start Mario Chalmers instead of…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 22 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2018)
I’m just going to put it out there: in the limited minutes Montrezl Harrell receives, he’s a beast. I don’t know what his defense is like (remember, DTB doesn’t care about defense), but his offensive game is all about POWER. He uses his POWER to over-POWER his POWER-less defenders. POWERFULLY (ignore all his hook shots…
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