I gotta be honest, from one bro to another bro: Joe Harris, your beard looks like trash. You look like that part of Anchorman were a fallen-from-grace Ron Burgundy has become a hobo, except you don’t have droplets of milk in your beard.
I understand that it’s petty to rag on NBA players about their physical appearance when they’re the ones getting paid eight-figure salaries (Harris is finally getting paid what he deserves, eight million per year), but it’s not like I’m out here being nitpicky or unreasonable. The beard simply looks bad. That’s all there is to it. It’s fine to try out new looks, but when those new looks don’t work out, you have to know when to cut your losses.
Let’s give credit where credit’s due. The beard doesn’t fall under the “neckbeard” category of chin-based hair growths. It’s not patchy enough. Still, even though it’s not as hideous as, say, the “Tyler Johnson Classic”, it’s gross and should be removed at the next possible opportunity.