Stephen Curry did us the favor of gracing us with a brand-new, never-heard-before nickname for Frank Ntilikina. It was creative, audacious, topical and relevant. Many other adjectives could be applied successfully to this wonderful new nickname creation. When I first heard it I was eager to start using it in my video descriptions. It spoke to me on a deep level.
Unfortunately, reality has butted its unwelcome head into my plans once again. I cannot use the Curry-created nickname because my channel is a family-friendly channel, and the nickname is not a family-friendly nickname. I shouldn’t even hint about what the nickname is. You can use the power of the Googs to find it out. All I can say is that I will not be using the nickname no matter how appealing it is from a pun perspective.
I am sorry to disappoint my subscribers, who always count on me to provide the most up-to-date and witty nicknames for every player in the NBA. However, there are lines that should not be crossed, and directly typing out Curry’s nickname for Ntilikina is one of those lines. Another one of those lines is using swear words. I don’t cross that fucking line either. As I said, this is a family-friendly channel.