October 2018 – Page 15

Nikola Jokic Triple Double 35 Pts/12 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

Full title of this video since YouTube is oppressing me with restrictive character limits: “Nikola Jokic Triple Double 35 Points/12 Rebounds/11 “Assists”/4 Steals/0 Missed Shots/0 Turnovers/1 Dunk/5 MVP Chants/1 Bewildered Rookie Dominated Full Highlights (10/19/2018)”. This was, almost literally, a perfect performance by Jokic. He missed a free throw and had some personal fouls. Other…

Luka Doncic 26 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2018)

Someone is conspiring to prevent me from uploading these Luke Doncic highlights. Right about the time I started watching this Mavericks game during the second half (while watching the Brewers on my other monitor, RIP), my internet started totally crapping out. Like, I was getting download speeds in double-digit KILOBYTES. I was having trouble loading…

Rodions Kurucs 12 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2018)

I have decided that it’s okay to call players the “Next Dirk” as long as Dirk Nowitzki remains in the league. Once he retires, though, we’ll have to pick a new comparison for tall white three-point-shooting Euros. Maybe Porzingis? Markkanen? Neither of those dudes is quite as impactful as the Big Schnitzel, but they’ll have…

Tim Hardaway Jr. 29 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

If Tim Hardaway Jr. even slightly keeps this up over the next few weeks, he’s going find himself banished from my channel. It happened to Victor Oladipo last year just like it’s happened with many others in the past. I am not afraid to deem role-players not role-playery enough for inclusion in my sacred archivium….

Willie Cauley-Stein 20 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

Willie Cauley-Stein, through two games, is averaging 21.5 points per game on roughly 65% shooting. Even though it’s only two games, which the Kings both lost, those numbers look pretty good for a guy who was drafted to be a Tyson Chandler-esque defensive specialist. Luckily, stats for true defensive impact don’t exist, because WCS apparently…

Frank Mason Career High 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

If you notice that this video is perhaps more shoddily-edited than usual, I apologies. You see, there was a very urgent situation in the DTB household that demanded 75% of my attention, with only 25% of my remaining attention being devoted to the highlights-creation process. I know you’re curious what kind of emergency could have…

Danilo Gallinari 26 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

Remember when Danilo Gallinari was on the Nuggets with Wilson Chandler for all those years and it was unclear which one of them should start at the small forward position? Now the same situation is playing out in Clipperland with Gallo and Tobias Harris, except this time, both players have legitimate claims to both forward…

Taurean Prince 28 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

So here’s the deal. I’ve been hyping up my sci-fi fantasy novel “The Taurean Prince” for a long time now. I swear it’s gonna be a classic of both genres and of literature as a whole. But, the deal is, here’s the deal, I just don’t have the time nor the ambition to write a…

Rodions Kurucs 11 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

If there’s one thing I can say about Rodions Kurucs, it’s that this is not his first rodeo. … Get it? Because “Rodions” and “Rodeo” sound the same? And the American idiom “not his first rodeo” means that he has previous basketball experience? Personally, I thought it was a hilarious joke, and I’m a little…

Joe Ingles Career High 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

Joe Ingles stood underneath the water of the shower, not making any effort to clean himself, but just standing there with his eyes closed. The water temperature was already as high as it would go, but he wanted it higher. He needed it higher. He craved the burning sensation on his sensitive white flesh. Not…