October 2018 – Page 20

Jarrett Allen 17 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

You gotta give Blake Griffin credit. He knows he can’t get up like he used to, he knows that he robbed JaVale McGee of a dunk contest trophy, but he still went up there and tried to pack it on Jarrett Allen. Even though it didn’t work at all, it was nice to see him…

Mario Hezonja 15 Points Knicks Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

I’m pretty sure the Knicks commentators had never seen Mario Hezonja play before tonight. Not during the preseason, not during all the times the Magic came to visit, never. Otherwise they wouldn’t have been showering him with all the faint praise that they were. They wouldn’t sound so cautiously optimistic. Anyone who has watched Hezonja’s…

Allonzo Trier 15 Points/1 Dunk Knicks Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

I don’t know what the concept of “over-under” is because I’m not a degenerate gambler, but what’s the over-under on me misspelling Allonzo Trier’s name with only 1 L this season? A million? Is that an appropriate number? Because it’s going to happen every time I upload a vid for him this season, I already…

Caris LeVert Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

Is this the year Caris LeVert breaks out and lives up to his heretofore unearned “Baby Durant” nickname? Based on this one-game sample size, the answer is a resounding “yes”. Except, you know, he didn’t really hit any perimeter jumpers which is something that a baby version of Kevin Durant would do all the time….

Mo Bamba 13 Points Magic Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

Description pending (ETA: when I finish getting some Chick Fil A) Alright, I’m typing this while eating Chick Fil A so if there are typos blame the zesty buffalo sauce I slathered all over my sandwich/fries/face. Also it’s gonna be a short one because everything is happening all at once right now. This is the…

Damian Jones Career High 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/16/2018)

Here are some of the things that Warriors Bandwagoners are probably (definitely) saying right now: -“I always knew Damian Jones was the answer at the five for us.” -“Damian Jones’ development has been fun to watch, I’m so proud of him.” -“Haha yeah, I totally knew that we had a guy named Damian Jones for…

Dennis Schröder 21 Points/6 Assists Thunder Debut Full Highlights (10/16/2018)

(In case you’re coming to this video from somewhere other than the video that contains part one of this story, here’s a quick rundown: I had to rename my kitty Japurri Purrker since Jabari Parker was no longer on the Bucks. After struggling to come up with a new name for him, I learn that…

Jayson Tatum 23 Points Full Highlights (10/16/2018)

So, over the off-season, there was kind of a big change in DTB-land. No, I didn’t get married or have kids or experience any other kind of major life event. And I’m not being ironic here by framing something trivial like they opened a new KFC near me or they discontinued my favorite flavor of…

OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS TOO GOOD FOR MY CHANNEL POWER RANKINGS (PLUS BONUS RE-INCLUSION POWER RANKINGS) [2018-19 EDITION]

For years, DTB fans (and even DTB himself) have struggled with the question: who is too good to appear on the channel? Who is on “the list”? Now, for the first time ever, “the list” has been codified and the doubt can be eliminated. With the NBA regular season fast approaching: I present to you:…