Whatever thing Evan Fournier did with his hair to make it look like he still had all of it isn’t working anymore. If my theory of “spray-spainted sawdust stuck on with a glue stick” is correct, that stuff will definitely erode over time. If he did something fancier, like with an actual doctor, he needs to sue for malpractice. Since he’s a pro athlete who depends somewhat on his physical appearance, he could get quite a big payday. Which would then be redirected into baldness research, including baldness awareness.
He should probably go for the shaved look at this point. With the facial hair, it won’t be so bad. Maybe he could even look kind of cool. Way cooler than when he had that mini ponytatil thing that only hastened his hair loss by how tight he had it pulled back.
All this has nothing to do with his game, but who cares? Evan Fournier is a Euro for sure, but I don’t think anyone from his home country has really cared about his NBA exploits since he departed Denver. I can insult the French all I want and receive no backlash, because they aren’t watching this. They’re too busy with insulting Ian Mahinmi for being overpaid booty flakes.
If there is a French equivalent of “booty flakes”, I want to know it.