Montrezl Harrell 22 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Montrezl “Czlgzry” Harrell actually had an inefficient shooting game by his standards (only shooting 7-of-14, or 50%, from the field), but the ineffective Grizzly opposition couldn’t stop fouling him, so he ended up with a decent amount of points regardless. He’s still leading the league in win-shares/48 (my favorite stat ever, even more favorite than…

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Noah Vonleh 14 Points/5 Assists/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Maybe Noah Vonleh’s way of staying viable in the NBA is to transform into a three-point specialist. A lot of players have done it, but not a lot of players in Vonleh’s mold have done it. That mold being the stocky, bruising, rebound-obsessed power forward type. He was four of seven from the threezone in…

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Quinn Cook 19 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Oh darn, the Warriors won a game. I guess they weren’t going to just keep losing forever (a man can dream!), because despite their dysfunction they still have Kevin Durant and Quinn Cook. Hard to hold down a team with two dynamic scorers like that. Everyone has heard by now that Stephen Curry, NBA darling…

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Malcolm Brogdon 22 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Luckily I was making highlights while the second half of this game was going on so I didn’t even have to get happy that the Bucks went on a 14-0 run late in the game and then get sad that they didn’t score again and then get even sadder as Jamal Crawford toasted Malcolm Brogdon…

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DeAndre’ Bembry 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Two very notable things happened in this game. Notable thing one: DeAndre’ Bembry achieved the coveted “Scrub by Five” by recording two or more of each of the following stats: points (14), rebounds (7), assists (4), steals (2), and blocks (4). That’s a lot of stats for a guy like Bembry, who is not known…

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Brandon Ingram 24 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

I totally thought that Brandon Ingram was getting marginalized this season, but I went out to my favoritest favorite website ever, basketball-reference, to check out the stats and it turns out that his stats are pretty similar to last year’s. He’s actually averaging .2 field goal attempts per game MORE than last season, in one…

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Marc Gasol 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

The giant, bearded man followed behind the gatekeeper, struggling to shorten his strides to match those of the much smaller man. “This King DTB of whom you speak must not be a very wise king, if he would allow a man such as myself into his realm unscrutinized,” he commented. The old gatekeeper shrugged. “He…

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Dennis Schröder 23 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Here’s something I’ve been wondering for a while: does Dënniß ßchrööder have the ability to grow facial hair? Like, at all? I’ve never seen him with even a wisp of facial hair anywhere on his face, nary a trace. No indication whatsoever at any point that he’s capable of even growing one follicle anwhere on…

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Domantas Sabonis 19 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

OFFICIAL PLAYERS WITH WIN-SHARES/48 HIGHER THAN OR EQUAL TO DOMANTAS SABONIS’ WIN-SHARES/48 POWER RANKINGS 1. Zhou Qi: 1.298 (does not meet OFFICIAL MINIMUM MINUTES REQUIREMENTS – stricken from the power rankings) 1. Chris Boucher: .508 (does not meet OFFICIAL MINIMUM MINUTES REQUIREMENTS – stricken from the power rankings) 1. Jordan Loyd: .422 (does not meet…

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Cory Joseph 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

This Cory Joseph highlight video marks the first time this season that I have made a video for either the Pacers’ starting point guard (Darren Collison) or his primary backup (Cory Joseph). I’ve made two videos for the third-stringer, Aaron Holiday, but somehow, the two guys who are getting the bulk of the PG minutes…

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