King DTB sat at his throne, projecting an image of calm confidence, but inside his heart, he felt neither calm nor confident. Banishing the man called Marc Gasol to the dungeons had been a necessary step, taken to ensure that his rule over Deeteebeenia would remain steady, but the man’s brash impudence had left its…
Read MoreDay: November 26, 2018
Jarrett Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
A Jarrett Allen dunkilation is definitely happening this season. For sure. He’s on pace for somewhere around 175 dunks, assuming he doesn’t suffer a devastating afro injury that takes him out for multiple months. I’m just concerned that the quality of the dunkilation will suffer due to the lack of posters that Allen is generating….
Read MoreLandry Shamet 16 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
With his 8.2 points per game, Landry “Shamwow” Shamet is the best-scoring outside-the-lottery player in last year’s draft. He’s also the ninth highest-scoring player in the draft overall. The Sixers might be missing out on Zhaire Smith and whatever he would be doing, but at least they uncovered a guy with the 26th pick that…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
View counts on my recent Joe Ingles highlight videos have been adequate, but they should be higher. Need I remind the fine citizens of Australia that there is a law in your land that mandates the viewing of at least one (1) Joe Ingles highlight video per day? This video is the perfect one to…
Read MoreDeAndre’ Bembry 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
Let’s just get the truth out there for everybody to see: this video depicts the best game that DeAndre’ “Extraneous Apostrophe” Bembry has had in his professional career. Sixteen points, a career high, on efficiency that is relatively unheard of for Bembry (seven of ten from the floor). Not only did Bembry have his best…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 21 Points/26 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
26 is the most rebounds anyone has grabbed in a game this season. The previous high mark was 24, set by Hassan Whiteside, Andre Drummond, and… Enes Kanter. I’m high on Jaren Jackson, but he basically couldn’t stop Kanter at all. Even when he blocked him, Kanter just picked the ball back up (another rebound!)…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 20 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
The final installment of DTB’s exciting and oft-requested “Marvins of the NBA” series has us witnessing Marvin “W-Marv” Williams scoring 20 heart-pumping points and nearly leading his team to victory over the mighty Atlanta Hawks! Watch with astonishment as he hits three-pointer after three-pointer! Gaze in awe at his towering physique! Gasp as he snatches…
Read MoreMarvin Bagley 18 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
There are a lot of people hyped for the Kings right now. And for good reason: they’re not terrible! But how much more hype would there be if they had, say… Luka Doncic? Let’s pretend for the sake of argument that having Doncic wouldn’t affect the hype that De’Aaron Fox is currently generating. I’m thinking,…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 35 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
I’m not going to sit here and try and convince Dwyane Wade to not retire at the end of the season. It would be a wasted effort, for one because he’s said he’s definitely retiring and no one can tell him otherwise, and for two because there’s no way he’s reading the description for this…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 27 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
Now is the time to begin speculation that Donovan Mitchell isn’t even good. I don’t care that that hypothesis contradicts the eye test, the stats test, and every other test you can come up with. I don’t care that I was one of his staunchest ROY-candidacy supporters last year. What I care about is creating…
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