I was promised that, when Wayne Ellington came back, Rodney McGruder would see a reduction in minutes. That is what was promised to me. I don’t remember who made the promise, but the promise was made and now it has been broken, because McGruder got 34 minutes in this game even though Ellington was back…
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Dewayne Dedmon 15 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/3/2018)
Fifteen points really isn’t that much for Dewayne Dedmon when you consider his body of work from the previous season. However, given the uncertain center situation is Atlanta this season, I went ahead and made this video because there’s no guarantee that The Cacodedmon AKA Judge Dedd AKA Jumpin’ Jehovah will put together such a…
Read MoreVince Carter 12 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/3/2018)
Vince Carter, at 41 years of age, is currently three years older than the next-oldest person who has appeared in a game this season (Jamal Crawford, 38). Pau Gasol and Udonis Haslem are also 38. Dirk Nowitzki is 40, but hasn’t appeared in a game yet. Think about the 40-year-olds you know. Maybe it’s your…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 19 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2018)
Dwyane Wade has been ‘roiding his whole career. Everybody knows this. If you need proof, just look at the comparison pics of his Marquette days versus his NBA days. People’s jaws don’t become square like that because they’re doing jaw exercises. It’s because they’re injecting large amounts of high-quality upmarket steroids. I’m not judging here,…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 7 Points/16 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2018)
16 is the most assists by any player this year, in case you were wondering why I made a video where the player (Nikola Jokic) only scored 7 points. Two players have had 15. Can you guess them? Guessing actually shouldn’t be part of it. You should KNOW this. I shouldn’t have to tell you….
Read MoreJames Ennis 15 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2018)
What were Rockets fans smoking when they though that James Ennis could be any sort of a replacement for anybody? I share my part of the blame; my James Ennis 21 Points vid from last year made him out to be a competent scorer when that was simply not the case. And that vid got…
Read MoreJae Crowder 21 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/3/2018)
Oh boy, more Jae Crowder highlights that no one will watch. The deal with him throughout most of his career (all of it excluding maybe his Dallas days) is that he’s too much of a hard-nosed player for anyone not to hate him. Okay, “hate” is strong, but there are hardly any true fans of…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 23 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2018)
Marcus Morris, in what seems like his 14th year since entering the league, is having his best scoring season ever. More points in fewer minutes, which means that he’s actually being held down by “genius coach” Brad Stevens. There’s some weird stuff going on in Boston right now, maybe not enough touches, maybe some harsh…
Read MoreChandler Hutchison 12 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/3/2018)
I will say this in defense of Chandler Hutchison: he has the appearance of a really nice basketball player. Good size, toned, smooth movements. Doesn’t hurt that he’s sorta handsome and has a hairline so sharp you could cut a line of coke on it. And I’m just now realizing that he looks like Scottie…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 15 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2018)
OFFICIAL WAYS I WOULD PRONOUNCE “JUSTISE” IF I DIDN’T ALREADY KNOW POWER RANKINGS 1. Just-eeze 2. Just-eyes 3. Jew-sti-say 4. Juh-stees 5. Just-easy 6. Hoo-stis POWER GAP 32. Jay-oost-iss-ae 33. Justice
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