I was all proud of myself for coming up, entirely my own, without the aid of any external resources besides the SSD I have plugged into a self-made USB port on the back of my neck, with the concept that this Kings-Timberwolves matchup was a showdown between two centers who played at Kentucky in college. I came with that factoid ALL BY MYSELF. I don’t know how, because I don’t know the colleges for hardly any NBA players, but I did this time.
Then that dumbo Kings commentator has to go and say something like “battle of the Kentucky bigs!” and make it look like he was the one who came up with it and not me. But it was me! This was my original thought! And he stole it. I don’t know how, but he did. Did he hack me through my microwave? I remember saying while cooking up a Pop-Tart sandwich (not what you think it is, smartass) out loud “Huh, I guess both Willie Cauley-Stein and Karl Anthony-Towns have asterisked last names. That could be description material should I need it. Oh, and I think they both went to Kentucky. That’s crazy!”.
Now, it’s totally possible that the only reason I came up with the idea is because I’ve overclocked my microwave to ludicrous levels and I’m pretty sure it enhances my brain power when I stand next to it. But that doesn’t mean it wasn’t my idea. Just that it was enhanced by the radiation emitting from the microwave.