E’Twaun Moore: best second-round pick of the 2011 draft? Trick question! The best second-round pick of the 2011 draft was Isaiah Thomas, though Moore comes in either second or third depending on your opinion of Chandler Parsons. Or fourth, if you really like Bojan Bogdanovic. And I personally really like Jon Leuer, as well as Lavoy Allen. But still, Moore is pretty good for where he was picked, at 55th overall.
In fact, I am consistently stunned whenever I realize how good he actually is. It took him so long to establish himself in the NBA, and now he’s averaging 13 for a WCF contender? On ridiculous percentages? I thought he was good last year, but he’s even better now. If you had told me just a few years ago that he’d be this good, I would’ve kicked you right in the nuts. Or ovaries, if you happened to be a chick.
What I really want to do right now is troll social media for quotes from salty Raptor fans complaining about how they got their ass kicked by E’Twaun frickin’ Moore. Then I could post them here and we could all revel in their despair. But then I realized that, as a fan of a good team, I shouldn’t be taunting other good teams. I should be taunting the bad ones! BRB finding posts from Suns fans.