I am convinced that hostile actors (rival highlight-makers perhaps?) are screwing with my internet connectivity, attempting to prevent me from making highlights. Everything is flaky right now. My normal system of running all my traffic through 7 separate VPNs, plus a free proxy I found on the internet for added security, usually works. It works, and it protects me. But this is closer to the source. I’m looking out the window, and there’s a van parked outside my place looking all suspicious. If that van is still there in the morning, and my internet is still all wonky, I’m going to call the cops. And this time, I’m not going to cry while talking to them. Because this time it’ll be someone else getting arrested. Not me.
So that’s why I’m delayed right now. Collin Sexton highlights are of paramount importance, though, and I will not be denied. It’s Collin Sexton, people. A rookie on the Cavs having this kind of performance last year would’ve sent everyone into a tizzy. Not so much this year, and I can’t figure out why.
I’m laughing right now at the Cavs veterans who said that Sexton “didn’t know how to play”. Hah! If he doesn’t know how to play, the rest of them must be sub-literate chucklebums who can barely shuffle up the court without falling over. Who lead the team in scoring tonight? That’s right.