At the end of this video, the Suns commentary guy (the one who’s always telling us about which player is proud to own the three-point zone) alleged that 14 points is a new career high for Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes. Anybody who is a true DTB acolyte knows that Holmes has had many, many games (19 to be exact) above fourteen points. So this guy is one of the following:
1.) Comically uninformed about the NBA, genuinely believing that 14 must be a career high for Holmes given his lack of production while on the Suns
2.) Getting fed misinformation by the stats guys working the broadcast (either by mistake or to see if they can trick him into making blatantly false statements)
3.) So dumb that he doesn’t know what a “career high” is, but knows that sometimes players who are doing well achieve them
4.) Somebody who misspoke one time (meaning to say “season high”) and is getting crucified by me for it
I’m going with number four on this one but the other ones are funnier to think about. Also, I apologize for previously abdicating my duty to make Holmes videos whenever he makes seven or more field goals. After he scored twenty a few times, I failed to adjust my expectations for him when his minutes were re-reduced. Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry.