Oh darn, the Warriors won a game. I guess they weren’t going to just keep losing forever (a man can dream!), because despite their dysfunction they still have Kevin Durant and Quinn Cook. Hard to hold down a team with two dynamic scorers like that.
Everyone has heard by now that Stephen Curry, NBA darling and engine that makes the Warriors go, was involved in a car crash yesterday. I didn’t see anything other than that headline, so I assume he’s dead. They wouldn’t report something so un-notable as just a normal car crash if the multi-millionaire sports icon didn’t die as a result.
So that means, that this bigger role that Cook’s had a while, he gets to keep it now. That’s good for me, because I had to stop doing Curry highlights almost immediately after starting my channel, but I imagine Cook has a few more years left before he’s averaging 25 and leading the Wizards to the Finals with Kevin Durant (who will be old) as his second-banana.
Yes, that’s an OFFICIAL DTB PREDICTION right there. I’ll give the exact year as 2023.