I knew Eric Gordon was struggling, but damn. No one informed me about the extent of his struggles. Get this: prior to tonight, 24 percent three-point shooting on 8 attempts per game. 32 percent from the field overall; he’s not shooting twos much better than threes.
Everyone’s been blaming all sorts of stuff for the Rockets’ disastrous beginning, but I’m looking at his stats right now, and he’s playing 32 minutes per game, and isn’t he the reason the Rockets can’t win games? He’s building a whole new arena out of his bricks, and this one’s not taxpayer funded.
This is in direct contrast to how he started last year, where he was so hot that I quickly banished him from my channel. Now, he’s lucky to even get a video. The only way he could get a vid for any of his other games is if that automatic highlight-making program that the NBA was working on felt sorry for him in it’s little robot mind and did it despite direct orders from his human masters not to.
For real, the NBA was working on something like that, obviously not a robot though. Trying to put me and all the others out of business, hah! I’m pretty sure they were using it to make D-League highlights (when it was still called that) because those highlights sucked dong.