It would’ve gone unnoticed by most people, but I want to let the world know that the ‘Zards ROBBED us of a sick matchup tonight. No, not Dwight Howard versus Anthony Davis. That would’ve been cool, but that’s not what I’m talking about here. I’m talking about Julius “Orange” Randle versus Chasson “Press X To Chasson” Randle. Battle of the Randles. Randlesanity.
It would’ve happened had Washington not stupidly waived Chasson two weeks prior. Likely, we’d be looking at a decisive victory for Julius, but now we’ll never know.
What we do know, is that Randle loves pretending to be a point guard right now. I know I keep bringing this up, but I swear this is an emerging trend in the league, trying to emulate Giannis Antetokounmpo. And you know what? Randle isn’t doing too bad of a job at it. He’s more of a bully-ball version of Giannis, but that works almost as well as just being able to reach up and dunk it all the time.
Or maybe he’s just trying as hard as he can to replicate the DeMarcus Cousins experience. Minus the insane amount of turnovers and minus the locker room drama.