Remember when Celtics fans wouldn’t shut up about how good Ante “Antetozizpo” Zizic was going to be? I remember, and then he came over and sucked in Summer League and they kind of shut up for a bit. Then he got traded, and they were like “oh we always knew he was going to suck…
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P.J. Tucker 20 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
People think that the highlight videos I make are the star of the show and everything else is an afterthought, but here’s the truth: the stuff I make is an overarching work that comprises three equal parts. The video itself, the description, and the thumbnail. All three of those things are of equal importance to…
Read MoreJae Crowder 23 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
People of the future (of which there will be millions, if not billions) will look back on Jae Crowder’s decade-plus-long career and wonder how the heck he scored 14 points per game for a good team (the Celtics) two years in a row. Already, it feels kind of weird, like it never actually happened, and…
Read MoreOmri Casspi 17 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
Omri Casspi got cut by the Warriors basically because he didn’t want to shoot threes. I’m way over-simplifying here, because I have a narrative to push, but that was definitely part of it. He went from jacking tons of them at a 40 percent clip in Sacramento (remember that Casspi/Curry duel?) to barely shooting any…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
Am I the only one loving this ref-induced no-defense NBA? I keep seeing complaints about the high-scoring nature of today’s game, but I’m like a kid in a candy store with all these big numbers. Imagine telling someone from fifteen years ago that the Nets would be scoring 145 points in a game and still…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
The trade deadline is coming right up (actually i just checked and it’s still almost a month away???? wtf i want trades), but there’s nothing in the CBA that says that the Magic can’t trade Terrence Ross RIGHT NOW. I also looked, and there doesn’t seem to be a rule that covers a team trading…
Read MoreKyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
I’m temporarily suspending my rule of “no more highlights when the next day’s games have started” because A.) there are still a bunch of vids to do and B.) The game that’s currently in progress is being played in London, and I still don’t understand how time zones work. Seriously, if anyone can explain to…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 29 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
How often do you think Nikola Mirotic and Julius Randle get into fights? Keep in mind that Mirotic has previously shown a willingness to spar with other power forwards who he deems to be in competition with, even if those bouts didn’t always end in a favorable outcome for the Montenegrin Monster. Mirotic and Randle…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 20 Points/24 Rebounds/6 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: This video does not depict each of Jarrett Allen’s 24 rebounds. That would be foolishness. Rebounding is cool and I’m glad there are players that do it, but most rebounds are just a guy jumping up, getting the ball, and coming back down. Sometimes a fun rebound battle will happen where there’s…
Read MoreD.J. Wilson 13 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
Bucks fans are all busy apologizing SUPER HARD to D.J. Wilson for completely writing him off last year and calling him all sorts of mean names in the process. I guess they were having Joe Alexander flashbacks and overreacted to his lack of playing time in his rookie season, because the fanbase was unanimous in…
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