Malik Beasley put up a very empty statline tonight with 22 points, 1 rebound, 0 assists, 0 steals, and 0 blocks. I would say it’s the “Tony Snell Special”, but Snell usually doesn’t score that many points. I did a quick search on games matching that exact statistical criteria (thanks basketball-reference, you are the real…
Read MoreMonth: January 2019
Justise Winslow 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2019)
Remember at the beginning of the season when I was getting extremely annoyed by having to make constant Rodney McGruder highlight videos? Actually, you might not remember that because nobody was watching those videos in the first place. And that was part of the problem. McGruder kept scoring in the mid to upper teens and…
Read MoreJerami Grant 21 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/15/2019)
Last season, Jerami Grant had 70 dunks. That should have been enough for a Jerami Grant Dunkilation, but either I didn’t realize that he had that many dunks, or I did realize and was too lazy to do anything about it. Whatever the reason, a dunkilation didn’t happen and an entire season’s worth of spectacular…
Read MoreKevin Huerter 17 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2019)
Kevin “Butthuert” Huerter, with his seventeen points in this game, didn’t quite match the 29 points he scored two games ago to help knock off the Sixers, but the result was similar, as the Hawks beat a Thunder team that’s “allegedly” “good” while being “led” by “Russell Westbrook”. Butthuert AKA Kevin Huerant did little to…
Read MoreTrae Young 24 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2019)
Is Trae Young the second coming of Pistol Pete Maravich on the Hawks? I’m about to do some digging to find out, keeping in mind that I don’t watch a lot of old NBA film and most of my knowledge about these old heads is sourced from mainstream media and Wikipedia. Both Young and Maravich…
Read MoreAlex Len 24 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2019)
Just for fun, I looked at some pictures of Alex Len’s home town in Ukraine, Antratsyt. Big props to them, or at least the people who curate their photos on Google Images: it’s not nearly as gray and depressing as I imagined! There are some commieblocks, but that’s to be expected. Other things that Antratsyt…
Read MoreJohn Collins 26 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2019)
John Collins did not miss a shot in this game until there were eight minutes left in the fourth quarter. From the beginning of this vid to the end (which is that possession), you are seeing all of his field goal attempts, both makes and misses. Truly, I am redefining the meaning of “Full Highlights”….
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 26 Points Full HIghlights (1/14/2019)
Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” “Monsterezl” “Mississzugz” Harrell has been beasting it up so hard this season that I didn’t realize that this was his second-highest scoring game this season until I went and looked it up. It seems like he scores 25+ every third game due to the ease with which he scorse and the inability of…
Read MoreDerrick White 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2018)
Sometimes bad things have to happen in order for good things to happen. Case in point: Dejounte Murray getting injured. Obviously that was a Bad Thing. But his injury has allowed for the discovery of Derrick White. That’s a Good Thing. If White was only getting spot backup minutes behind Murray and Mills, we would…
Read MoreDanuel House 15 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2019)
Lost in the glorious, overpoweringly bright aura of James Harden’s 57-point game is the smaller, less luminary aura of Danuel House’s 15-point game. He was the second-best scorer on the team, and while his contributions didn’t directly contribute to an actual win (because the Rockets won by more points [18] than House scored [15]), they…
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