January 2019 – Page 6

Ivica Zubac 24 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

In tonight’s much-vaunted battle of the Croatian centers, two third-year players battled it out for the title of Croat GOAT: Ivica Zubac of the Lakers and Dragan Bender of the Suns. Using mostly facts with a heavy dose of pure truth, I will, in this video description, attempt to figure out which had the better…

Brook Lopez 19 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

Let me tell you something: I have already begun preliminary work on this year’s Brook Lopez Three-ilation (That’s “three compilation” for those unfamiliar with the parlance of DownToBuck), and I’m telling you right now, this is going to be the sickest three-ilation that anybody’s ever seen. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, is as consistently outrageous…

Montrezl Harrell 25 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

In terms of the raw amount of Montrezl “Monsterezl” Harrell highlightage packed into a single video, this video might be the best video of the season. It features eleven made field goals (on thirteen attempts!), which is a season-high in FGM for The Harrasser. I don’t know if seven dunks is a season-high as well,…

Tomas Satoransky 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

Tomas Satoransky sat with his head in his hands as he listened to yet another screaming match between John Wall and Bradley Beal. Tomas had thought that the bullet wound in John’s leg, which had been put there courtesy of one Gilbert Arenas, would have calmed his demeanor somewhat, but this was apparently not the…

Luol Deng 15 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

Here’s the deal: the last time I uploaded a highlight video depicting the on-court exploits of Luol Deng was way back in 2016. 2016. Repeated for emphasis. Does anyone even remember anything that happened all the way back then? Because I sure don’t. Who even won the championship that season? Those highlights were of the…

Luka Doncic Triple Double 35 Pts/12 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

The mood in the locker room was subdued after the loss. Even though his teammates had been telling him that he had played a good game, Luka Doncic wasn’t convinced that the loss wasn’t somehow his fault. Trying to think of something that would lift his spirits, Luka’s mind landed on his trip to Taco…

Davis Bertans 21 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

Rejoice, fans of Davis Bertans, for the tyrannical regime of Gregg Popovich is almost at an end. He has hinted strongly at retiring at the end of the season, and with his retirement would come a new era of Spurs basketball where Bertans isn’t held down because of backwards-minded coaching. Popovich is loved for what…

Maurice Harkless 16 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2019)

Maurice Harkless: most irrelevant starter in the league? His per-game statline of 6-4-1-1-1 doesn’t exactly excite, unless you’re a big fan of players who, if given way more minutes (like two full games worth), might be a threat to get a 5×5 (Harkless: ask Jusuf Nurkic for some tips!). I guess he’s a decent enough…

John Collins 21 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2019)

It feels weird, but 21 points isn’t even that many points for John Collins these days. Only slightly above his average of 19. Still a highlight-worthy performance, but for how much longer? In only a few games, he’ll probably be above 20 ppg on the season, and then what? Do I just remove him from…

Jaren Jackson 20 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2019)

The Grizzlies are collapsing (ignore this win), but they’re still playing rotations like a playoff team. Give it a rest, Bickerstaff. No one wants to see Shelvin Mack anymore. Same as last year, it took them a while to realize that what they really should be doing is tanking. And see what that got them!…