Stacey King is really reaching deep into the annals of NBA history with the long-past Chicago centers he brings up whenever Robin Lopez does anything. He’s starting to reuse names now, but this is the first time I’m hearing of “Earl Cureton”, who played half a season with MJ back in the day. If he’s…
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Wayne Selden 17 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)
What’s up with Wayne Selden’s eyes? They’re really…bright. Like he’s wearing colored contacts or something. I find myself inexplicably being drawn to him. Looking at multiple closeup shots of his face while selecting a thumbnail image for this video has seriously overexposed me to his eyes. I’ve noticed this in the past as well but…
Read MoreRoyce O’Neale 17 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)
Royce “Shaqueale” O’Neale, after this four-for-four performance, is now shooting 43 percent from three this season. Let’s ignore the fact that he got totally snubbed for three-point shootout (NBA always dicking small-market teams, SMH) and instead try to be positive. Positivity incoming: -43 percent is really good -He acts as a nice complementary guard to…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2019)
Jeremy Lamb’s 24th point came with 9 minutes to go in the third quarter. After that point, the only thing he did was try and pretend he was a point guard (here’s a hint Germy: you’re not) and pick up 6 stupid assists. It’s great that players sometimes try to add things to their game,…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 23 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)
Now doesn’t seem like the right time to advance my theory that Victor Oladipo was maybe a little bit overrated. Too soon after the injury? It’s like criticizing a dead dude (just a normal dude, not someone famous for being garbage); no matter how much of a jerkoff he was in life, in death he…
Read MoreKevin Huerter 17 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)
Kevin “Red Scare” Huerter, thanks to a pair of threes in the “time of garbage”, finished this game against the Hornets a perfect 3-for-3 from downtown. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: if you make all your threes in a game, that’s a bad thing, not a good thing. It means that…
Read MoreKenneth Faried 17 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)
I know what you’re thinking and, yes, I agree with you. The camera angle for this ESPN broadcast was way too zoomed out for watching this game to be anything other than a massive headache. Do they think we want the immersive experience of sitting in the very back of the upper bowl? I could…
Read MoreMitchell Robinson 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/9/2019)
Can someone explain to me what the heck is going in with the “block” at 0:19 of this video? It was definitely recorded as a block in the play-by-play, so Mitchell Robinson adds another to his total, but to me it looks like either not a block or a ridiculously blatant goaltend. In any case,…
Read MoreKadeem Allen 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2019)
Kadeem Allen’s nickname is supposedly “Big Bruiser”, or B.B. for short. Personally, if you told me his nickname was B.B., I would have several different ideas about what it stood for before coming up with the real answer: OFFICIAL THINGS THAT DTB THINKS B.B. COULD STAND FOR POWER RANKINGS 1. Bowling Ball 2. Big Booty…
Read MoreKevin Knox 20 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)
The first step to making a lot of shots is taking a lot of shots. Kevin Knox is aware of this basketball truism, and has become adept as a rookie in shooting the ball at the basket. If he’s going to be the Knicks’ second banana of the future (the first banana being Luke Kornet),…
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