For those of you who don’t know, I spent literally hours of every day writing down nickname ideas for NBA players in this notebook I have. The picture you have in your mind of a skinny dude staring at his desk and occasionally writing something furiously in a notebook and then just as furiously scribbling…
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Brook Lopez 25 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)
Lately, when Brook Lopez has been having good games, it’s because he’s perfectly filling the stretch-five role the Bucks want him to play. He takes a lot of threes, he hits a good percentage of them, and nobody is surprised by it anymore because that’s who Blopez is now. That’s not what he did this…
Read MoreTrae Young Triple Double 23 Pts/10 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (3/9/2019)
From a pure field-goals-made perspective (the only perspective that I am capable of coming from), this Trae Young highlight video is not worth your time. Despite scoring 23 points and getting a triple-double (surprisingly, the first of his career), he only made four field goals out of fourteen attempts. Since made field goals comprise 90%…
Read MoreRodions Kurucs 16 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)
I am making a decent amount of money through my new Patreon page ( https://www.patreon.com/downtobuck – donating even one dollar a month will fill my cold heart with an emotion that roughly resembles happiness), but it’s still not enough to fund my lavish lifestyle of Hot Pockets, PopTarts, and extremely high-end computer equipment to facilitate…
Read MoreDerrick Rose 29 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)
In the past month’s worth of games, Derrick Rose (the guy who everybody liked to pretend had become an elite three-point shooter [including maybe me, shamefully]) has made a grand total of one three-pointer. One. In ten games. Contrary to popular belief, NBA players are very aware of their own flaws. Some players just don’t…
Read MoreJohn Collins 33 Points/20 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/9/2019)
As time passes (which it is prone to doing), I am becoming more and more convinced that John Collins was an egregious All-Star snub. Egregious being the key word. Previously, I thought he was just a normal All-Star snub, or maybe even barely an All-Star snub. Nope. The NBA/its fans/its players are all complicit in…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 30 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/9/2019)
I haven’t made a De’Aaron Fox highlight video for over a month. I was sort of aware that I hadn’t made a video for him in a while, but that was fine by me because highlight videos for him are always high-effort affairs. With him, you get lots of points, lots of free-throws, lots of…
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