Elfrid Payton has now recorded THREE straight triple-doubles for the Pelicans. I’m guessing that’s not any kind of NBA record both because Russell Westbrook exists and because the commentators didn’t lose their minds with joy at the exact moment that Payton scored his tenth point, but it’s still a Pelicans record. While the first triple-double…
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Kelly Oubre 22 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2019)
Kelly Oubre carefully placed the fourth of four iPhones on a tripod pointed at a spot in front of the locker-room mirror. The other three iPhones were also on tripods and varying distances from the apparent focus of the shot, a stool sitting in front of the mirror. “Hey Richaun, come over here and make…
Read MoreDanuel House 18 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2019)
This is Danuel House’s first NBA action since January 14. In the intervening two months, after he ran out of NBA eligibility on his two-way contract, he has spent his time in what I call “The Desolate Contractual Void”. The Desolate Contractual Void (shortened to “DCV” or just “The Void”) is not a pleasant place…
Read MoreLangston Galloway 23 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2019)
Langston Galloway recently had twelve straight three-point makes. He was one short of tying the record which was coheld by Terry Mills and Brent Price (who are totally not the guys you would expect to hold a record this prestigious). If he just hit his next three-point attempt after that, he could co-cohold the record…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 20 Points/3 Blocks/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/15/2019)
The Lakers’ enjoyable (for the rest of us) downward slide continues with a loss to a team that’s not exactly an Eastern Conference powerhouse in the Detroit Pistons. LeBron James AKA Jabroni Lames AKA NoDefense SuckBalls didn’t play, so we can attribute the loss to that fact and that fact alone, but that’s not going…
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