You know the phrase “exercise in futility”? It refers to more than just your lazy, practically non-existent efforts to keep yourself in physical shape, you disgusting mound of sedentary blubber. It also refers to the act of DownToBuck going through the effort of making a Jae Crowder highlight video and then uploading it to his…
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Chris Boucher 13 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2019)
Just like Fred VanVleet is benefiting immensely from the injury to Kyle Lowry, so also is Chris “The Bouchebag” Boucher benefiting immensely from the injury to Serge Ibaka. He’s also benefiting immensely from the fact that you can’t play Marc Gasol forty minutes a game like you can play VanVleet forty minutes a game. Well,…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 25 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2019)
Recently I think I insinuated that I didn’t want Kyle Lowry to come back and that I wanted Fred VanVleet to continue playing heavy minutes forever. That definitely seems like an opinion I would hold, but I write so much garbage in these video descriptions, often without actually thinking about the words that I’m typing,…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2019)
OFFICIAL THINGS THAT DEVONTE’ GRAHAM IS IN THE TOP TEN OF POWER RANKINGS 1. Made three-pointers. Devonte’ Graham is currently second at 60, behind Harden’s 77. KAT is close on Graham’s heels with 57. What bizarre times we live in. 2. Assists. Graham is in fifth place with 120, behind LeBron, Doncic, Trae Young, and…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 28 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2019)
I am aware that Terry Rozier had five assists in this game, ostensibly a high enough assist total for me to include the assists in this video. I am also aware that one of these assists was an alley-oop to Malik Monk. These are all things that I am fully aware of. DownToBuck is nothing…
Read MoreTony Bradley 14 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2019)
You might not realize it (because I didn’t realize it), but, not only has Tony “The Tony Express” Bradley been with the Jazz for three years now, but he’s actually under contract for a fourth year as well thanks to his rookie extension. Since Bradley only played 29 total minutes (in nine games) during his…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 21 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2019)
When you see the words “Marvin Williams 21 Points”, the first thing that comes to your mind should be “7 threes”. Anyone with any amount of experience with W-Marv will know that his preferred method of scoring is by shooting-threes, and that that’s the only way he can reliably score in the first place. You…
Read MoreJa Morant 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2019)
I forgot how much I loved teal. Actually, no I didn’t, because the Hornets have been rocking teal for a few years now and they’ve proven that it’s STILL the raddest color out of the whole god-damn palette. But I did forget how much I loved the Grizzlies wearing teal. Bryant Reeves would puke if…
Read MoreTyler Herro 20 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2019)
Shooting is perhaps the most important NBA skill (besides the basics like breathing, running, and having a functioning nervous system), but just that alone won’t get you very far. There are some great pure shooters in the league, guys who can knock down just about any shot they want if they’re open, but they will…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 25 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2019)
The Blazers had no one even available to play tonight who could realistically stop Tristan Thompson. Here were their options: -Skal Labissiere -Anthony Tolliver -Carmelo Anthony -Nassir Little???? Labissiere is long, but doesn’t hold up well when confronted with excessive physicality like the kind Thompson possesses. Little is a midget small forward who plays like…
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