Wendell Carter needs to do more to raise his profile on the national level. He was making decent progress his rookie season, but all that got reset once he got injured and disappeared from public consciousness for several months. Because right now, I’m looking around, I’m searching the deepest crevices and crannies of the internet,…
Read MoreMonth: November 2019
Boban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2019)
It pains me to have such low standards for what constitutes a performance deserving a highlight video, but the teams who keep acquiring Boban Marjanovic leave me no choice. How many teams in a row is it now where he’s been marginalized to heck and back and then back to heck for a second time?…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 28 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2019)
Am I allowed to just ignore Marcus Morris’ existence? You guys are (which is proven by the view counts), why not me? I don’t want to think about him, I don’t want to think about his brother, the only Morris I want to think about is Monte but he’s sucking too. This is my channel,…
Read MoreR.J. Barrett 22 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2019)
I lost track a long time ago of how many hyped college scorers came into the league and then took forever before they were any good at scoring, if they ever became good at all. It happens over and over again, and it will continue happening over and over again until the only thing that…
Read MoreChris Clemons 16 Points Rockets Debut Full Highlights (11/3/2019)
First off, I want to state how impressed I am with Chris Clemons’ second career game action being a legit block. Dudes who are 5-foot-9, like Clemons is, don’t usually get rejections as emphatic as his was. Most of the time, you’re not surprised when they go a whole season while only getting 1 or…
Read MoreMeyers Leonard 21 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2019)
I was going to ask as the opening sentence to this description, “are the Heat for real?”, but then I looked at their games so far and have determined that they aren’t for real. Sorry Heat fans, but it’s going to take more than a single win against a good team to convince me that…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson Career High 23 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/3/2019)
I am seriously digging the fact that the Heat are starting a guy like Duncan Robinson. But this is nothing new for the franchise. Remember back a few years ago when they were starting a totally useless Luke Babbitt (I was going to make a joke and say “LeBron James” but I decided to leave…
Read MoreRobert Covington 20 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)
It’s a shame that one of the best success stories of “The Process” doesn’t even get to be a part of the 76ers getting swept in the ECF by the Bucks this year before injuries and inner conflict tear the team apart leaving them with no choice but to start over again. Just a real…
Read MoreGorgui Dieng 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/2/2019)
“Dear Diary, Despite the fact that it is barely November, already there have been accumulations of the cursed white sand which this land of Minnesota has been punished with by Satan himself. This has forced me to take precautionary measures much earlier in the NBA season than I am used to. If even one grain…
Read MoreDarius Bazley 17 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)
Darius Bazley woke up confused. He didn’t remember having fallen asleep. All he remembered was being in the locker room after the game, celebrating a win with his teammates. Had he really partied that hard? After confusion came fear. When he tried to move his arms, he found they were strapped or tied so that…
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