December 2019 – Page 3

Chris Clemons 16 Points/9 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/29/2019)

At one point during this game, Chris Clemons was listed as having 10 assists. The Rockets commentators even mentioned him having a double-double, so the stats they were looking at also had Clemons with 10. But now that I’m here making this vid, everywhere I look says he only had 9. They also gave Isaiah…

Danuel House 22 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2019)

For people who were confused by the rotations that the Rockets were running tonight, I’ve made a handy comparison chart: Danuel House = James Harden Chris Clemons = Russell Westbrook Isaiah Hartenstein = Clint Capela Austin Rivers = Austin Rivers Personally, I watched this game pretending that the Rockets’ big three listed in that chart…

Nemanja Bjelica 27 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2019)

DTB’S OFFICIAL* FUN** FACT*** OF THE DAY****: this is the first 20-point game for Nemanja Bjelica this season. He had a 30-point game, and a 19-point game, but no games in the 20-29 range. Isn’t that fun? If you don’t think that fact was fun, don’t blame me, check the disclaimers at the bottom of…

Michael Porter Jr. 19 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2019)

The way I see it, the Nuggets are ROBBING us of primo Michael Porter Jr. action pretty much every game. I have been critical of the Nuggets organization in the past (you can’t just let the most dynamic lob combo in the league, Andre Miller and JaVale McGee, walk away), but this is an issue…

Isaiah Hartenstein 19 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2019)

I honestly gave some thought to making a video for the nine points that Isaiah Hartenstein scored in the game before this one. I know I gave it some thought because I can look in my notebook labeled “DTB’s Notebook of Thoughts” and see a list of everything I think about during the course of…

Fred VanVleet 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2019)

I have decided that, as long as Fred VanVleet’s field goal percentage is under 40%, I’m going to call him Fred VanBrick. Since 40% is the official demarcation line between being a decent shooter and being a poor shooter, I feel that this is a fair nickname. It callously ignores the fact that VanVleet is…

Marquese Chriss 16 Points/1 Fight Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

I’m not usually one to obsess about which players are “bitches”, but even in the bitch-ignorant reality that I have carefully crafted for myself, I am well aware of Marquese “Marqueso” “Sea-Cheese” Chriss’ reputation in the league. And that reputation is not a good one. He has the reputation of being a bitch. So much…

De’Anthony Melton 17 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

De’Anthony Melton AKA DeMelto Anthony is playing well enough as Ja Morant’s backup (or is Tyus Jones the backup? hmmmm) that I feel comfortable bestowing upon him a new title: Shelvin Mack 2.0. Contain your gasps of surprise. Mack, who once led the Magic in assists per game with almost four, is a lofty bar…

Jaren Jackson 20 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER: Jaren Jackson Jr. scored 43 points in a game this season. It wasn’t even that long ago. I recommend that you watch that highlight video instead because (and the math will bear this out), that video is more than twice as good as this one. If you’ve already watched it, well, you…

Kelly Oubre 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

I feel like every time I make a highlight video for Kelly Oubre, he’s hitting multiple midrange jumpshots. It gives the impression that Oubre is not only a smooth midrange operator, but a prolific one as well. But I just looked at basketball-reference (the website without which my descriptions would contain almost no factual content…