December 2019 – Page 6

Allen Crabbe 20 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2019)

I’ve always liked Allen Crabbe. Always. Don’t believe me? Unluckily for you, I have an immaculately-preserved archive of all the stuff I’ve ever written about him, from which I will now give you some choice quotes: “While everyone else is falling all over themselves trying to get a nibble of one of James Harden’s pubes,…

Bam Adebayo 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/27/2019)

This statline (18 points, 15 rebounds, and 6 assists) is almost identical to the statline he had last game against the Jazz (18 points, 13 rebounds, 6 assists). The only difference is the rebounds, the fact that he had 3 steals and 3 blocks in that one, and that I didn’t make a highlight video…

Duncan Robinson 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/27/2019)

We’re so far into the season now that I can probably stop worrying about Dion Waiters/James Johnson coming back and taking all of Duncan Robinson’s minutes. There was a report today that the Heat are going to try and work those two back into the fold, but I don’t really believe that. At this point,…

Devonte’ Graham 15 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (12/27/2019)

Devonte’ Graham, aside from his other stats which you can see in the title, set a new career high tonight in rebounds, with 9. He grabbed the last one with a single second left in the game after an intentionally missed P.J. Washington free throw, but wasn’t able to get up a shot to potentially…

Terry Rozier 26 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2019)

Hornets fans may hate (okay, that’s a strong word, you can replace that with “resent” if you want) Terry Rozier because of his chucky, tunnel-visioned style of play and because of the contract he was awarded in the offseason, but here’s the deal: he’s scoring at a totally acceptable rate and is far from the…

Tyus Jones 15 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2019)

I would like to issue an OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY for my heinous actions on the night of October 23rd. That night, Tyus Jones scored fifteen points and dropped seven dimes in his debut with the Memphis Grizzlies. As Jones has never been a player known for scoring a lot of points, and given that a…

Gorgui Dieng 21 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2019)

“Dear Diary, One troubling ritual that the people of Minnesota take part in is that of making “snow-men”. When the cursed white sand falls to the ground in large enough quantities, the younglings of this land will run outside, sometimes even while the cursed precipitation is still falling, and make crude man-shaped figures from it….

Joe Ingles 26 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2019)

As a prominent resident of the country/continent of Australia, Joe Ingles, by default, speaks for the Australian citizenry on matters of national interest. He might think that he is just a run-of-the-mill sportsman with a run-of-the-mill bald spot, but the power and influence he wields over Australian public discourse is considerable. Not only that, but…

Jordan McRae 15 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2019)

OFFICIAL “MC”S POWER RANKINGS 2019-2020 EDITION: 1. CJ McCollum 2. TJ McConnell 3. JaVale McGee 4. Doug McDermott 5. Ben McLemore 6. Jordan McRae 7. Rodney McGruder 8. Patrick McCaw 9. Jordan McLaughlin 10. Alfonzo McKinnie 11. Jalen McDaniels

Robert Covington 19 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2019)

A lot of crazy stuff happened at the end of this game, some of it involving Robert Covington, some of it not involving Robert Covington, and neither team really looked like they wanted to win, but win the Timberwolves did. It had been a full month since their last victory, and it showed, because they…