Full disclosure: I had to delete two minutes’ worth of dunks from this video in order to get under the mystical 9:45 threshhold that makes the difference between my video staying up and my video getting removed for copyright infringement. Having to purge such a large amount of primo dunk footage has made me very…
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Monte Morris 18 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2019)
Monte Morris has to be one of the most anonymous players in the league. He has a sick assist-to-turnover ratio, just like he had in college, but that’s the only thing going for him. “Monte Morris”. Just a generic NBA-type name for a generic NBA-type player. It’s very believable that a player by that name…
Read MoreIsaiah Hartenstein 16 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2019)
Hartensteinsanity is happening right now, people. RIGHT NOW. It may not yet have the raw excitement that other similiarly-designated -sanities had, but just because the player in question isn’t hitting game-winners or posterizing people doesn’t mean that it’s not a -sanity. Hartenstein, in the last three games has put up 9 and 13, 19 and…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 13 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (12/31/2019)
I was really on the fence about making this video, considering the low point total (this dude scoring only 13 is like Stephen Curry only scoring 40), but come on man. SIX blocks for Enes Kanter. That’s a career high by far, surpassing his previous high of four. If nothing else, I had to see…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 20 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2019)
The Raptors broadcast presented an interesting stat which I will now re-present to you because of how interesting it is: Serge Ibaka has the second most wins, regular-season and playoff combined, of any player this decade. To spice things up, I’ll make a quiz so you can guess at which player is first: A. Brandon…
Read MoreDamion Lee 20 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2019)
Damion Lee’s last 6 games, all starts: 20, 14, 22, 16, 18, and 20 points. The Warriors’ record in those games: 4-2, including a Christmas win over Houston. I’m not about to anoint him the next Stephen Curry, because that would be stupid, but look at those point totals and that record and tell me…
Read MoreAlec Burks 28 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2019)
I can’t believe I passed up MULTIPLE New Year’s party invitations just so I could make frickin’ Alec Burks highlights. Maybe, just for tonight, to justify my decision, I should go and make a vid for whatever crazy performance Luka Doncic had tonight. Because right now, I looked up “regret” in the dictionary and all…
Read MoreGlenn Robinson III Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2019)
Glenn “GRIII” (pronounced “Gree”) Robinson III, this season, has really impressed me with his ability to actually score some points once in a while. He had spent his entire career up until this point being content with being a 10 point-per-36 scorer, but now that he’s got a real role on a team, he’s more…
Read MoreTerence Davis 19 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/31/2019)
Just so everybody knows, I turned down MULTIPLE fun New Year’s Eve activities tonight in order to fulfill my self-assigned duty of making NBA highlight videos for uploadage to YouTube. MULTIPLE. Terence Davis is just one of the many NBA players who is currently preventing me from whooping it up with people in my age…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/31/2019)
I have evidence in my possession that Domantas Sabonis has, for the past few weeks, deliberately been performing below season norms. The evidence is incontrovertible. All one has to do is look at his game logs, see the recent absence of twenty-point games, and start connecting the dots. Since I have already connected all the…
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