The way Hornets fans talk about this guy, you would think he was averaging 3 points per game on 5 percent shooting with 1 assist and 7 turnovers per game (coincidentally, very close to the numbers I would average were I placed in an NBA game, except I wouldn’t score or get assists). While playing…
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Kevin Huerter 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
I’m just going to go ahead and declare this the fourth consecutive win for the Hawks. Sure, in their last four games, they’ve only “won” (according to the arcane and outmoded regulations of the NBA) two of those games, but the other two should be wins. Not just moral victories. Straight-up wins. And I will…
Read MoreIsh Smith 27 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
MVP chants for Ish Smith? Normally I’m not a fan of the patronizing nature of such chants, as they are normally not directed at actual MVP-caliber players. But at this very moment, Smith IS an MVP-caliber player. Because here’s an abridged list of what typical MVP-caliber players do: -Win games against good teams -While scoring…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
Joe Ingles hasn’t missed a game since December 16th… 2015. There are people watching my channel RIGHT NOW who weren’t even born when that happened. Okay, maybe they’re not watching my channel, but they are on YouTube, watching toy reviews or those creepy bootleg Mickey Mouse cartoons with hypodermic needles and pregnancy and stuff. And…
Read MoreWill Barton 28 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
Will Barton is a pretty decent player, but there’s one big problem with him: his name. “Will Barton”. That’s something that totally needs an upgrade. No one is ever going to be a fan of a player who sounds like a middle-class paper-pusher working a dead-end job with an hour-long commute and a nagging wife….
Read MoreMarkelle Fultz Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
My tear-harvesting machine is getting a lot of use lately. Most recently, I have used it with great success on Philadelphia 76ers fans. Why are Sixers fans generating tears, you ask? You’re on a Markelle Fultz video, so you should be able to figure it out. It’s because Markelle Fultz is quickly emerging as a…
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