January 2020 – Page 28

Jaxson Hayes 18 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2020)

It doesn’t feel like it, but Jaxson Hayes is currently suffering from the dreaded “MCW-itis”, the condition where an NBA player peaks in their first career game. This disease is (as you could probably discern) named after Michael Carter-Williams, who famously devastated the Heatles in his NBA debut and then only went downhill. Another famous…

Kelly Oubre 22 Points/1 Block Full Highlights (1/10/2020)

I would estimate that the NBA would become a full 1 percent less fun without Kelly Oubre running around doing all his Kelly Oubre things. That doesn’t sound like a lot (probably because 1 is the lowest non-negative integer besides 0), but when considering the total amount of fun that the NBA contains (which is…

Markelle Fultz 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2020)

It’s so great to see Markelle Fultz getting real and legitimate playing time with a playoff (kinda) team. He’s still not where many thought he would be coming out of college, but after what he’s gone through, we can only be pleased with his progress in contributing to winning (kinda) basketball. But with this relative…

Jaren Jackson Jr. 24 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2020)

I need to come up with a big list of players who I will be really mad if they don’t get invited to the three-point shootout over All-Star weekend. So far I have two definite people on the list: -Jaren Jackson Jr. -Tyler Herro The NBA has to realize that, in this modern of age…

Myles Turner 27 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2020)

I am constantly in a state of bewilderment that Myles Turner is not a better NBA player. I am not exaggerating. Constantly. These thoughts follow me around everywhere I go, as much as I wish they wouldn’t. Like today, I was at the grocery store, you know, just doing my normal shopping (I find it…

Ja Morant 22 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2020)

We are just about halfway through the season already. I swear it was just a few days ago that things were tipping off, but I’m looking at the amount of vids that I’ve done already, and even though I have literally no memory of most of them (you mean to tell me that I’ve made…

Rodions Kurucs 19 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2020)

Rodions Kurucs was one of the more fun stories of last season. Everyone loves a random second-round Euro coming in and defying expectations by doing anything at all. He came in and right away started playing quality minutes (at least until he got injured or whatever, I don’t remember very clearly anymore) and eventually earned…

Jordan McRae 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2020)

Just call this dude “MiChRAEl Jordan” because right now Jordan McRae is chucking like prime MJ. Of course, it’s debatable whether what Jordan was doing could be rightly considered “chucking” considering that he always made tons of those shots. I maintain that it is, that chucking is chucking no matter how good the shots you’re…

LaMelo Ball Triple Double 22 Pts/12 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (1/9/2020)

https://youtu.be/lf4O8UNdBGY In an alternate life, I’m a Lithuanian potato farmer, and on my YouTube channel NoriPrienai, I’ve been uploading 144p vids of LaMelo Ball playing for my favorite LBL team, while taking breaks from tending my beautiful underground brown spheroids, In another alternae life, I’m an Australian wallaby wrangler, and on my YouTube channel IllyasovaIllawarra,…

Marcus Smart 24 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2020)

Usually when I want to harvest the sweet ambrosia that is Celtics fan tears, all I have to do is say something like “you paid Marcus Smart fifty million dollars to hustle and suck at shooting”, strap on the apparatus (just a pair of goggles with some tubes attached for the tears to run through),…