Malik Monk has been consistently getting minutes (like, twenty or more minutes) for the past three weeks or so. Is it finally happening? Have the prayers of Charlotte Hornets fans worldwide been answered by a God who was always thought to be absent and cold towards his creation, but now is present and loving? Is…
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Christian Wood 26 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
Christian Wood being unleashed on the Pistons makes them 1000% more watchable, in my opinion. My opinion doesn’t matter that much because I don’t have the time to just sit there and watch Detroit Pistons games, but it kinda does matter because I’m the leading expert on NBA watchability and you aren’t. Christian Wood has…
Read MoreBrandon Clarke 27 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
Brandon Clarke is having an extremely good rookie season, averaging basically 20/10 on 60% shooting if you use his per-36 stats. Many years, those stats would put him right in the thick of the ROTY of the year race, but this year, there’s a number of rookies who are considerably ahead of him in that…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 28 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
Whenever a player takes an unexpected fall from hanging on the rim, as Malik Beasley does at the beginning of this video, I have violent flashbacks to Andrew Bogut getting Boguted by Amar’e Stoudemire. I can still hear Bogut’s screams in my ears. I can still see visions of Bogut’s dangling arm, the crucial bone…
Read MoreMarkelle Fultz 22 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
Philly fans are getting assaulted from all sides. Among the assaults that are currently being perpetrated against them: -Markelle Fultz showing huge amounts of development in Orlando after the Sixers traded him for basically nothing (where’s Jonathon Simmons now, anyway?). Not only that, but the Magic are going to make the PLAYOFFS on the back…
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