February 2020 – Page 30

Terence Davis Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2020)

Terence Davis yawned, stretched out, and rolled over, but as he did so, he realized that he was lying on something that was considerably less comfortable than his bed at home. Wondering if he had somehow rolled off his bed and onto the floor without waking up, he opened his eyes, but when he saw…

DTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (January 2020 Dunkilation)

We are over halfway through the NBA regular season now. More basketball has been played than there is basketball remaining to be played. To assuage the profound sadness you feel while internalizing this revelation, watch this dunkilation. It won’t quite mend your broken soul, but it will at least help you forget that it’s broken…

Cody Zeller 14 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

If you want, you can add these words to the video title, before the “14 points” but after the “Cody Zeller”: “Triple Double”. Zeller had the 14 points, he had the 12 rebounds, but those assists. 8 assists, combined with the aforementioned statisticals, does not normally qualify a performance for being a triple double. But…

Maxi Kleber 18 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

Question: who even needs Puka Dumbbitch and Kristupids Coronavirus when you have one of the best assemblages of role-player talent in the entire league? Answer: not the Dallas Mavericks. Jalen Brunson can replace the production of Dumbbitch, no problem. Points, assists, it doesn’t matter. We saw it in this game. And Coronavirus? Maxi Kleber can…

Brad Wanamaker 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

I have ignored Brad Wanamaker this whole season. Sometimes willfully (I’m not going to make a vid of him scoring 4 points unless someone gives me 25 bucks on Patreon and then requests it, and even then I’m not going to feel good about it at all), sometimes unwillfully (real-life commitments meant I ran out…

Meyers Leonard 18 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

Meyers Leonard has played 48 games in a Heat uniform, but it still feels very wrong for him to be donning something other than a Portland one. Luckily, the colors are pretty close, so if I squint my eyes and pretend hard enough, I can imagine that he’s still with the Blazers, splashing threes as…

Damion Lee 18 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

The Warriors are bad. Maybe they didn’t seem so bad this game, where they went on a huge Draymond Green-fueled run to crush the Cavaliers, but they’re bad. But in the NBA, bad teams are afforded a luxury that good teams are not: they can do whatever they want with their roster and no one…

Glenn Robinson III 22 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

This is the 13th Glenn Robinson III video I have been forced to make this season. That’s not really that bad compared to some other players (it’s a good thing Devonte’ Graham started slumping otherwise I would’ve made 30 or so vids for him already), but it’s still way too many. I was fine for…

Jakob Poeltl 17 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

Jakob Poeltl, over the last few games, has seemingly realized a basketball truism that is, truthfully, innately present in over 99 percent of the population (and not just the basketball-playing portion of the population, I literally mean the entire population of earth): if you put the ball in the hole, your team gets two points….

Avery Bradley 19 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

When I saw that Avery Bradley has sixteen points in the first quarter of this game, my response was not one of hypeitude. Instead, I grimaced and braced myself for a thirty-burger from Bradley that would bring considerable amounts of joy and cockiness to Lakers fans who don’t require significant amounts of either of those…