Marquese “Mar-Queso” “Sea-Cheese” Chriss has lately been on a murderous vendetta against rims all across the country. Never before has his shot selection been so disciplined and focused. His single goal on the court these days seems to be to cram basketballs through orange rings suspended ten feet in the air with fury that matches…
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Christian Wood 20 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)
To conclusively prove Christian Wood’s superiority over the recently departed Andre Drummond (departed from the Pistons, that is, not departed from life), I am going to, without bias, analyze each point that Wood scores in this game to determine whether Drummond would have scored in that situation. Let’s get started! 0:03 – Wood does a…
Read MoreJerami Grant Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)
“Hey Paul, why are you crying?” Nikola Jokic asked, poking his head into the bathroom stall that had, up until the interruption, had loud sobs coming from it. “It’s nothing. I’m not crying,” Paul Millsap replied, quickly wiping the tears off his cheeks and pretending to look at message on his phone. “Leave me alone.”…
Read MoreCaleb Martin 11 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)
It’s sort of funny that, in a game where the Pacers beat the Hornets by a score of 119-80, I only have to make one highlight video, and it’s for a player on the team that scored 80. I suppose this fact isn’t much solace for Hornets fans who are just now seeing the true…
Read MoreCoby White Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)
Coby White has now scored a combined total of 101 points in the past three games. What the frick. When White first visited the Hall of the Thirty Point Scorers, that magical realm presided over by none other than Carlos Delfino, I didn’t really expect him to be making a lot of return visits there….
Read MoreSeth Curry 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2020)
Remember back to the distant, barely-remembered past of the 2013-14 season? That season, Seth Curry made his NBA debut, playing one game with the Grizzlies and one game with the Cavaliers. He played 12 total minutes and made one field goal. I’m going to be honest with you. When the so-called “lesser” Curry first made…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 16 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2020)
I have the feeling that I’ve ignored a lot of Jarrett Allen performances that are of a similar caliber to this one. There could be anywhere from two to five instances of Allen scoring sixteen points (or close to it) that were not rewarded with a highlight video. I distinctly remember thinking “I could make…
Read MoreBen McLemore 17 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2020)
Total amount of dribbles in this video: a lot. Total amount of dribbles in this video performed by Ben McLemore: 1. I was hoping it was going to be zero dribbles, because that would be way more fun and notable. Zero dribbles, it’s like “does this dude even know that you can do something when…
Read MoreKendrick Nunn 21 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2020)
DTB’S OFFICIAL DETERMINATION AS TO WHY THE HEAT LOST THIS GAME: Andre Iguodala is a bitch. DTB’S OFFICIAL DETERMINATION AS TO WHY THE HEAT LOST THIS GAME PART TWO: They didn’t even have Kendrick Nunn in the game for most of overtime even though he was the reason it went to overtime in the first…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 21 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2020)
Terrence Ross didn’t score in this game until the 4:40 mark of the third quarter. He then concluded his scoring with a three-pointer at exactly 7:23 in the fourth. By utilizing my extremely minimal skills in the arcane mathematical/numerological arts, that comes out to nine minutes and seventeen seconds of game time wherein T-Ross dropped…
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