The Suns are winning way too many games right now. How many is it in a row? Seven? When the NBA pity-invited the Suns into The Bubb because they were still technically in the playoff hunt, nobody in the league office actually thought that the Suns were going to make an honest run at that…
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Ja Morant 26 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
Sources from inside The Bubb are informing me that, immediately after this game concluded, Ja Morant pretended to go in for a fist bump with his teammate Dillon Brooks, but “missed” and socked him right in the face five times until he was unconscious. While this attack took place, he yelled, “Stop chucking bad shots…
Read MoreKyle O’Quinn 9 Points/10 Rebounds/11 Assists Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
With fifteen seconds left in this game, and with just one point standing between him and the fabled, glorious lands of the triple-double, Kyle O’Quinn had the ball. All he had to do was make a bucket (or get fouled on a shot attempt, but good luck getting the refs to call anything other than…
Read MoreAlec Burks 23 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
I’m currently reminiscing about Alec Burks’ surprisingly lengthy career and I just recalled how there was a stretch of seasons with the Jazz where Burks was never really healthy and was often missing extended stretches of games with some physical ailment or another. Honestly, at that time, I expected Burks’ career to be over; while…
Read MoreKeldon Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
Maybe I’ve spent the last season or so being too hard on Spurs fans. I relentlessly attack them for having misplaced optimism towards their assortment of young talent who, in their minds, are all destined for multiple All-Star teams and the synthesis of a new “big three” which will restore glory to a Spurs team…
Read MoreMikal Bridges 24 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
Remember when Mikal Bridges, who grew up and played high school and college ball in the Philadelphia area, was drafted by the 76ers, the NBA franchise based in Philadelphia? And not only was he drafted by the team from Philly, but he was drafted by the team that employed his own mother as a team…
Read MoreRaul Neto Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
The preferred method of watching this video is to unfocus your eyes and sort of gaze at the screen of your video-viewing device without actually looking specifically at it. If you follow these recommendations, you can pretend that the 76ers’ Raul Neto is one of the following players: -Steve Nash. Nash was known for his…
Read MoreWes Iwundu 18 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
I was all set to put the words “career high” in the title of this video, words that would surely drive hundreds of thousands, possibly millions, of views to it, but then I actually looked up Wes Iwundu’s, career high and it’s not eighteen points. It’s nineteen points. And he did that in January of…
Read MoreMarkelle Fultz 18 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
Markelle “Fultz Flag Operation” Fultz maybe isn’t quite a starting-level point guard in this league, but the Magic aren’t quite a “starting-level” team in this league so I see no reason why they can’t start him as they go from The Bubb Regular Season to the Bubb Playoffs. I mean, nobody’s going to be sad…
Read MoreTimothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 24 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
French people need to explain themselves. This dude Timothe “Mothe Ball” Luwawu-Cabarrot is setting new career highs basically every other game in the Bubb. The Mothe Ball is balling out harder than the Mothe Ball has ever balled before. And there seems to be no interest on the part of the French public in this…
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