Fans of NBA beefs (beeves???) will be happy to find out that there is some seriously beefed-out BEEFAGE going on right now between Marcus Smart and Giannis Antetokounmpo. Well, at least Smart is attempting to beef it up with Giannis. I’m not sure that Giannis is reciprocating the beef, and I’m not sure that he…
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Brandon Clarke 21 Points Full Highlights (7/31/2020)
According to the Zlies’ commentators, who one would assume would be knowledgeable about such things, claimed in this game that Brandon Clarke was making some noise in the Sixth Man of the Year award race. Just to clear things up: no such noise is being produced by Clarke, or by anyone else, except for Grizzlies…
Read MoreDanuel House 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (7/31/2020)
I know this video is all about Danuel House Jr. and his sploits (that’s cool-person talk for “exploits”) from behind the arc, but I just want to point the absurdity of Ben McLemore’s statline this game: 4 of 4 from the field, all threes, 1 of 2 from the line, no other stats besides 6…
Read MoreTrey Burke 31 Points/6 Assists/8 Threes Mavericks Debut Full Highlights (7/31/2020)
You can debate semantics all you want, but here’s the deal: this is the first game for Trey Burke with the Mavericks this season, after spending most of it with the 76ers. Thus, it is his “Mavericks Debut”. I don’t care that he was with Dallas at the end of last season. That fact is…
Read MoreDerrick White 26 Points/5 Assists/5 Charges Taken Full Highlights (7/31/2020)
In the pitch blackness of his hotel room, Derrick White opened his eyes wide. But why? What had so swiftly and decisively roused him from his sleep? He searched his mind for memories of a possible nightmare, but no such recollection could be found. All he knew was that he had just been asleep, but…
Read MoreLonnie Walker 16 Points Full Highlights (7/31/2020)
I gotta say, I commend Lonnie Walker for going out on a limb and telling us the real story of why he had that crazy haircut of his. The one that looked like a clump of tree stumps with one of them falling over. It took real courage to pour out his inner demons for…
Read MoreJa Morant 22 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (7/31/2020)
My video source for this game had a lot of weirdness going on with it, so I am forced to apologize for: -A missing Ja Morant assist -A missing Ja Morant bucket (I got the replays though, so at least you get to see it) -Missing Ja Morant replays after his sick alley-oop dunk (currently…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 24 Points Full Highlights (7/31/2020)
So Vlade Divac and the Kings completely and utterly failed to acquire a third Serbian player during the bonus transaction period that the NBA unexpectedly gifted every team. It was like God finally listened to my prayers to give Divac the chance to get another Serbian on the Kings through legitimate means in time for…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 18 Points/5 Assists/6 Blocks Full Highlights (7/31/2020)
This is Jusuf Nurkic’s first “real” NBA game since he did unmentionable things to his leg near the end of the 2018-19 season. What better way for him to return to the league and make his presence felt than by putting up the Nurkician statline of 18/9/5/2/6? Meanwhile, the forgotten man Hassan Whiteside, who was…
Read MoreJaren Jackson Jr. 33 Points Full Highlights (7/31/2020)
Jaren Jackson Jr. attempted 15 three-pointers this game. That ties a career high in 3PA that he originally set when he dropped 43 points on the Bucks (no, I am not still salty about that game, but thank you for your concern). Did he spend the four months of NBA postponeage doing nothing but practicing…
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