August 2020 – Page 5

Michael Porter Jr. 28 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

I hear a lot of mean people saying a mean thing about Michael Porter Jr. Somehow, these mean people are unmoved by his sudden emergence in The Bubb as a premier scorer, and continue to say mean things because their hearts are made out of tar and black holes. The mean thing they say is…

Garrett Temple 21 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

Full unabridged title of this video: “Garrett Temple 21 Points/1 Game-Losing Turnover Full Highlights (8/19/2020)”. “Game-Losing” might be a somewhat hyperbolic adjective, but it also isn’t. The Nets were down by three with seven seconds left when Temple coughed the ball up. Even if they had hit a three-pointer on that possession, the game would…

Fred VanVleet 24 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

Fred VanVleet: best player on the Raptors? Maybe your gut reaction is that no, FVV is not the best player on the Raptors. That was my gut reaction too when I first posed the question to myself. My gut also wasn’t very happy because I ate three orders of pretzel bites from Culver’s and then…

Norman Powell 24 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

Norman Powell underwent an amazing transformation this season. He went from a “Bucks Killer” who would play exceptionally well against the Bucks and so-so against other teams, to an “Everyone Killer” who plays well against everybody. This is like sitting in your garden watching a caterpillar turn into a butterfly, but it’s actually way more…

Eric Gordon 21 Points Full Highlights (8/18/2020)

Eric Gordon has been, as the kids say, “cheeks” lately. Cheeks is a reference to butt cheeks, I have learned. So when we say “Eric Gordon is cheeks” that means he plays like he’s just a butt that somehow can move and think. It doesn’t make sense to me but not much does these days….

Jeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (8/18/2020)

Jeff Green has now had seven straight games scoring in double figures. I’m crossing my fingers that he does well in the Rockets’ next game as well and pushes that streak to eight. Why? Because Jeff Green hasn’t scored in double figures in eight straight games since 2015. (Isn’t that a cool stat? I found…

Markelle Fultz 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/18/2020)

I don’t know if I’m on board with Markelle Fultz just strolling to the three-point line and letting it fly. This is the ‘YOFFS. Every possession matters, even when you’re kicking the other team’s booty and causing their star player to go on a coach-firing spree. Fultz is objectively an awful three-point shooter (his janked-up…

Gary Clark 15 Points Full Highlights (8/18/2020)

Here is a list of things that Gary Clark achieved in this game: -Scoring 15 points -Helping his team win the game -Prematurely ending the Bucks’ championship run -Getting Coach Bud fired -Grabbing six rebounds -Exposing the Bucks’ fraudulent defense for the world to see -Making Daryl Morey look like a moron for waiving him…

Marcus Morris 19 Points Full Highlights (8/17/2020)

Here’s a fun statistical for your general consideration: Marcus Morris, in the span of this single season, went from shooting 44 percent from three for the Knicks to shooting 31 percent from three for the Clippers. Isn’t that fun or what? I’m having so much fun right now. I’m not even going to mention the…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 26 Points Full Highlights (8/17/2020)

Mike Breen brought up a fun stat while he was commentating this game. It was so fun that I am going to steal it and expand upon it. As they say in the biz, “BANG!!” Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot scored twenty ore more points exactly three times in his pre-Bubb career. The he got to The Bubb…