Through bleary eyes, Luguentz Dort gazed at the hazy silver sky above him. His mind felt at peace, somehow, like a great burden had been lifted from it. His body, however…that was a different story. Why was he so uncomfortable? He rolled to his side, thinking that he had simply wound up lying on a…
Read MoreMonth: September 2020
Tyler Herro 17 Points Full Highlights (9/2/2020)
Among the many things that Heat fans can be happy about right now is the fact that their first-round draft choice is playing quite well in the playoffs. I feel like the uptick in intensity between regular-season games and playoff games might be overstated, but there is some truth to the idea that it becomes…
Read MoreOG Anunoby 20 Points Full Highlights (9/1/2020)
I speak from personal experience here: when the Bucks lose an important game (like a playoff game), my fragile psyche simply doesn’t allow itself to think about the loss in any way, shape, or form. It’s a defense mechanism to stave off the inexorable progress of insanity. Avoiding all media outlets for a minimum of…
Read MoreRobert Williams 11 Points Full Highlights (9/1/2020)
Here’s something for you: if Robert Williams III AKA “Timelord” commits a traveling violation, would that be “Time Traveling”? It’s a shame to have to waste such creative wordplay on what is unarguably a negative basketball play. Unfortunately, calling Williams’ alley-oops “Time-Oops” or calling his blocks “Time-Denials” just doesn’t have the same ring to it…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 19 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (9/1/2020)
This video represents the collision of multiple things that I don’t really care for: -The Celtics (and their fans) -The Raptors (and their fans) -Marcus Smart (and his ability to play defense) -Jersey patches (they’re normalized for everybody BUT I STILL DON’T LIKE THEM) However, it also contains some thing that I’m pretty cool with:…
Read MoreRobert Covington 18 Points/5 Steals/3 Blocks Full Highlights (8/31/2020)
Robert Covington played some defense this game. Normally, this wouldn’t be something I would take notice of, but you guys are in luck: he played the type of defense that showed up in the box-score and thus was able to be recognized by me. There’s a very real chance that Covington played additional defense in…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 24 Points Full Highlights (8/31/2020)
Before I write this video description, I want to emphasize that I am NOT overreacting here. If anything, I am underreacting. A normal Bucks fan would have dived headfirst into the ocean of insanity by now, but I’m just standing here at the top of the cliff thinking to myself, “Maybe it’s better if the…
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