January 2021 – Page 2

Anfernee Simons 26 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2021)

https://youtu.be/H8moZ48MAsA The Blazers’ injury situation is completely out of control. Unlike other teams with reduced rosters, who are simply struggling with COVID protocol, the Blazers are legitimately banged up, and, even worse, the injuries are centered on their starters. Walking into their locker room is like walking into a geriatric ward that was hit with…

Cole Anthony 21 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2021)

https://youtu.be/rAYpNK5IG7k (I will attempt to write this video description while ably skirting around the fact that Cole Anthony’s hair totally looks like a lampshade.) Being a Magic fan is pain. It’s been pain since Dwight left. The only good things that ever happened to Magic fans are miraculous game 1 wins against top-seeded Raptors and…

Mike Muscala 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/25/2021)

https://youtu.be/EUz79mtzPcg I just got to thinking, will NBA players ever consent to going back to those cramped pre-social-distancing benches? I’m looking at this footage of Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala stretching out in his own personal chair with his own personal Gatorade cooler (probably stocked with all manner of refreshing beverages) and I’m thinking about how…

Carsen Edwards 18 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2021)

https://youtu.be/v9y49V5ZxAI While this is the third Carsen Edwards highlight video on my channel, an amount of videos that makes me one of the most prolific providers of Carsen Edwards highlightage on the entirety of the internetubes, there really is just one Carsen Edwards highlight video that you need to watch, and it isn’t this one….

Immanuel Quickley Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2021)

https://youtu.be/knzOpw2iuLo Lifting himself off the hard marble floor that he had unexpectedly been lying on, Immanuel Quickley looked around at his unfamiliar surroundings and quickly came to the conclusion that, wherever he was, it wasn’t anywhere that he was supposed to be. A grand hall, lined with towering cathedral-style windows, extended to the haze-shrouded horizon…

De’Andre Hunter Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2021)

https://youtu.be/M7XqenULlyA I still haven’t quite figured out what the cut-off points for various players are under my new highlight-making protocol, which is basically “I make highlights when I feel like it and if I don’t feel like it then I just do something else instead.” De’Andre Hunter is a perfect example. He’s a young player…

Myles Turner 25 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (1/24/2021)

https://youtu.be/oBcidjKBq4Y Myles Turner was averaging 4.1 blocks per game BEFORE this game where he got six of them. By following the unassailable precepts of mathematics, which are largely unknown to me, we can definitely state that Turner is now averaging MORE than 4.1 blocks per game this season. And that puts him in elite company….

OG Anunoby 30 Points/5 Steals Full Highlights (1/24/2021)

https://youtu.be/5tIS2Zg1H18 Since I am not a Raptors fan (obviously), I am free to demand rapid alterations to the direction of the franchise without having to worry about whether or not those changes will cause significant negative impact down the road. Even better, the rapid alteration to franchise direction that I am about to demand will…

DeMarcus Cousins 28 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2021)

https://youtu.be/uCaIUxNHYdA It’s been almost 7 years since I uploaded any sort of DeMarcus Cousins video (and that includes compilations, I was always too lazy to make one of him getting techs) to my channel. By the time of that final uploadment, in April of 2014, Cousins had really put things together (at least in terms…

Jarred Vanderbilt 16 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2021)

https://youtu.be/vrpkIu_jIVA “He’s not one of those guys that’s gonna beat you with skill” says the Pelicans commentator (the annoying one, not Joel Meyers), not knowing that his team is about to be embarrassed by the not-so-skill-less Jarred Vanderbilt. It’s almost cinematic, that the first audio clip in this video so perfectly sets up the dominance…