https://youtu.be/gQogAz72XW4 When Bogdan Bogdanovic started this season off slowly, I was totally fine with the fact that the Bucks were barred from completing a trade for him in the off-season. Sure, having a Serb on the Bucks would perfectly align with my interests (pandering to Serbs and supporting the Bucks), but it wouldn’t be as…
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Talen Horton-Tucker 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2021)
https://youtu.be/yoepUUIE92I Honestly, I should just make a vow to myself to never upload highlight videos of Lakers players ever again. The OFFICIAL DTB POLICIES AND PROCEDURES MANUAL has a few blank pages at the end for me to write in new policies as I come up with them, so it’s totally within my capabilities to…
Read MoreJuan Toscano-Anderson 20 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2021)
https://youtu.be/CzktRRPe4vk Ever since Steph Curry emerged as one of the league’s best players (that emergence was a long time ago now, but I don’t like to think about it that way because it reminds me of the passage of time), the Warriors’ role-players have occupied a weird space in my mind. It’s almost like I…
Read MoreJames Ennis 22 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2021)
https://youtu.be/bRdu4XIjQxA If James Ennis makes it to the end of the season without playing for a team that isn’t the Magic (an extremely likely possibility, ain’t no one fighting for him on the buyout market), that will be the third time in his seven-year career that he has stuck with the same team for a…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 25 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2021)
https://youtu.be/-Szw2ggTgyk I’ve spent some time opining on the legend of KOSLE (Kelly Olynyk Summer League Edition), and specifically how KOSLE is getting unleashed to a new degree now that he’s in Houston rather than Miami. Houston just needs competent scorers to keep games moderately competitive (but not scorers who are competent enough to disrupt the…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 25 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2021)
https://youtu.be/lJEKdLWqv1g Gaze upon him, Cavaliers fans. Fix your beady, unfocused eyes upon his visage. THIS is the man who your ownership prioritized over emerging studbeast Kevin Porter Jr. THIS is the man whose preferential locker placement ending up driving off a future member of your young core. Look upon his dreadlocks and weep. Every time…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 29 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (4/14/2021)
https://youtu.be/aJnripoWyXc OFFICIAL DTB REVENGE GAME ALERT: This instance of Reggie Jackson scoring 29 points against his former team, the Detroit Pistons, was an absolute undisputed REVENGE GAME, and it was made even more vengeful by the fact that Jackson hit the game-winning shot to cap off a semi-miraculous Clippers comeback. Sure, it would perhaps have…
Read MoreMalachi Flynn 22 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2021)
https://youtu.be/ljRnYVkNIco Malachi Flynn hit four three-pointers in the last two minutes of this game to turn a sure Hawks win into a less-sure Hawks win. It was…dare I say it…Fred Van Vleet-esque, and I’m not just saying that because the two players share some important physical characteristics. I mean, I’m just as susceptible to making…
Read MoreLuguentz Dort Career High 42 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2021)
https://youtu.be/g_N-aw_j_KM Luguentz Dort awoke without opening his eyes, relishing the comfort of his bed as he vaguely wondered why his body was so sore. Then he remembered the likely reason: he had played almost forty minutes in yesterday’s game and had scored nearly half of his team’s points. Of course he would be sore. Thinking…
Read MoreJae Crowder 26 Points/8 Threes/1 Half Full Highlights (4/12/2021)
https://youtu.be/hnXKCgnIaKM Jae Crowder scored 26 points in the first half of this game and then didn’t even end up scoring thirty, a feat he’s only done once in his career. If there are any hardcore Crowder fans out there, they got severely blue-balled by this sizzling-hot shooting display which inexplicably died at halftime. I rather…
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