This is how I imagine the daily routine of an average Serb plays out:
-Wake up
-Scratch ass
-Ignore clothes, ignore bathroom needs, ignore wife, ignore coffee
-Sit down in front of computer and navigate web browser to youtube.com/downtobuck
-Watch last night’s Nikola Jokic highlights
-Rewatch old Nikola Jokic highlights if new highlights are unavailable
-Leave comments using an indecipherable alphabet that makes no sense, or using a normal alphabet but with words that are in some weird foreign language
-Put on yesterday’s clothes (optional)
-Arrive for work two hours late because too much time was spent watching Nikola Jokic highlights
-Think about other Serbian basketball players, or Nikola Jokic, while getting yelled at by boss
-Spend the workday thinking about Nikola Jokic and his buttery-smooth midrange jumpshot until it’s time to go home
-Eat Pljeskavica dinner while imagining Nikola Jokic’s behind-the-head passes
-Have sex with wife while thinking about whether or not Nikola Jokic will get a triple double in his next game
-Go to sleep
-Dream about Nikola Jokic
-Repeat
Let me know if I missed any steps, but I don’t think I did.