I’m feeling a Luke Doncic floater-ilation coming at the end of the season. No guarantees, because that would be harder than my usual compilation (three-pointers and dunks are easier to quantify than what exactly a floater is), but it would be probably the sickest thing ever. Sicker than the Dirk fadeaway-ilations I made.
Those got deleted, so don’t bother looking for them. I might reupload them if enough people beg. I can watch them whenever I want from my hard drive, so I’m in no rush.
I don’t even like Doncic’s floaters. I don’t like anybody’s floaters, I just don’t like floaters. Period. Full stop. There’s a reason good players don’t rely on them. Tony Parker is an exception, possibly the only exception. Doncic is good enough where he should be able to score without using them as a crutch. Or maybe… he’s not!
By my estimate, he would have 9 points on the season were it not for floaters. That’s not good for a rookie as hyped as him. Tonight was more of the same, a veritable floater buffet in Utah. There’s a reason that he doesn’t get any respect from DeAndre Jordan, because Jordan knows that floaters are garbage.