When he’s not pleading with you to join his commune or offering to let you try one of his handmade hemp headbands, Josh McRoberts is probably the best passing bigman in the game. Not only that, his three-point game has evolved to the point where he no longer passes up wide-open looks. The Bobcats use him the right way to let him play to those strengths, even though he’s always playing his ratty-ass guitar in the locker room. Defusing fights on the court with calm proclamations of “peace and love, brothers, peace and love” is another benefit you get with McBobbers on the court, but then again, the sandals he wears on the court really limit his foot speed, so it’s probably a wash. And him bringing crappy homemade granola to every team function and forcing it on everybody? That’s gonna knock a few million off his contract the next time free agency rolls around. Pro tip: do not put raisins or quinoa in your granola, you filthy hippie.