This whole no girlfriend thing is working out great. Sure, it was kind of hard, the first few times, to say no to some hot babe was crawling all over me. And I kinda miss the cuddling. Yeah, the cuddling. Deal with it.
You guys are the beneficiaries! More time for highlights, no longer do I have to spend my evenings going to fancy art-house plays where there are like only 30 seats and the actors do crowd interaction. No more $50 per head meals (that I pay for) at a restaurant where everything is little blobs of “food” on huge plates.
Nope, just my computer and my highlights. And my subscribers, of course. Thanks to all 10,000 of you, I’d have a special gift but nah.