Only a few more games left before we get to watch Durant and Westbrook save the Thunder’s season. Hallelujah! I’m tired of watching Reggie Jackson chuck his way to a big contract and Jeremy Lamb fail to live up to the lofty expectations placed on him by homer Thunder fans. Expectations which I always thought…
Read MoreDay: November 26, 2014
Larry Sanders 15 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
This is what happens when Larry gets his head on straight for an entire game. Actually, that’s a misleading statement. This is what happens when Larry is focused, and simultaneously, he is playing against a young team missing a lot of players. I mean, what’s Robbie Hummel going to do when the Colonel rolls into…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 13 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
Giannis prayed. He prayed to whatever god or gods he thought might be listening. But the way his body protested at him, he was pretty sure that if there was a god, he wasn’t listening. Eating the ninth out of ten uncooked brats, each bite was a struggle to prevent his stomach from rejecting the…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 13 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
Dënniß ßchrööder force-feeds the Raptors his schnitzel and forces them to drink a stein of his secret-recipe “Schwanzpissen”, pouring in thirteen points in only fifteen minutes of court time. The Shredder lived up to the high standards set by his nickname, easily slicing into the Raptors defense for easy points near the bucket. He also…
Read MoreBrian Roberts Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
You watch this video with anticipation. Brian Roberts is so hot from the floor. He’s showing off his expansive array of offensive skills. He misses free throws, a rarity for the player who led the league in FT% one year, but he never gets thrown off his rhythm. The points keep racking up – eight…
Read MoreJose Calderon 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights
You can make a lot of assertions about how good Jose Calderon really is (does his defense negate his playmaking and his shooting?), but there is one thing we can all agree on: the Knicks are a lot likelier to win games if they can play somebody at point guard whose name is not Shane…
Read MoreGreivis Vasquez 21 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
Walking through the chilly park as a nighttime snow fell all around him, Greivis thought back to his upbringing in Venezuela. His grandmother had always said, if you could catch a single snowflake in your hand, you could make a wish on it. Snow was not a common occurrence in his home country, and he…
Read MoreGerald Green 24 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
The only thing stopping Gerald Green from being the swaggiest chucker this year is the Kobe Bryant Farewell tour. The shots that Gerald is taking this year are getting crazier and crazier, it never seems like he gets a good look unless he’s dunking it. It’s great to watch, I love it when player just…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 10 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
I don’t know what I expected from Spencer Dinwiddie coming into the season. It’s safe to say, though, that any expectations I may have had did not include him shooting pull-up threes. Where did he get the idea that he could do something like that? Not even Jennings does that much anymore. Unless your name…
Read MoreRasual Butler 23 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
Rasual “DNP – 1 Turnover” Butler is not a regular fixture on this channel, despite his inherent scrubbiness. He demonstrates that it is, in fact, possible to be too much of a scrub for me to make highlights of you. I would consider my entire subscriber base to fit inside that category, actually. If you…
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