Shelvin “Macksturbation” Mack exacts vengeance on the team that waived him all those moons ago, dropping in five buckets and five dimes on a Wizards team who thought, once upon a time, that A.J. Price deserved the backup PG spot over him. The personnel decision mistake that keeps on giving, if you will. Dënniß ßchrööder…
Read MoreDay: November 25, 2014
Andre Drummond 23 Points/9 Dunks Full Highlights (11/25/2014)
Andre Drummond has had a slow start to the year, a troubling development for Pistons fans who lean on Andre as their only young player who is any good. The culprit is easy to spot; Stan Van Gundy is trying to turn Andre into Dwight Howard, wins and stats be damned. It’s a good idea…
Read MoreJabari Parker 14 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2014)
Jabari Parker shivered, his stomach turning knots as he looked at the six remaining uncooked brats before him. He turned to see how the other insufficiently-clothed competitors were doing. Damien Inglis, just having upchucked his portion of the “Bradley Center Bratwurst Barbarity”, lay in the snow, curled up in a little ball and moaning. Giannis,…
Read MoreRay McCallum 12 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2014)
Since I’ve got a bunch of family members ’round my place for Thanksgiving (it’s an American holiday for all you heathens out there), I decided to utilize the poetic talents of my seven-year-old nephew Dylan in this description. He was tasked with writing a poem about Ray McCallum, and here it is, with spelling mistakes…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 20 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2014)
Ryan Anderson stared, dumbfounded, at the words stamped on the device attached to his arm. He checked, squinted, and checked again, but the letters did not change. “Smoothie King” He knew what he had to do. The all-consuming anger that he had felt while incinerating his teammates with his arm-wielded flamethrower had given way to…
Read MoreOmri Casspi 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/25/2014)
Omri Casspi was a pretty good role-player as a rookie for the Kings, back in 2009. Then, betraying the usual development cycle for young players, he got worse almost every year afterwards, especially after leaving Sacramento for Cleveland. He was bad enough in Houston that he earned the nickname “Asspi” from disappointed fans. Now he’s…
Read MoreNik Stauskas 9 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2014)
I’ve been waiting patiently (ever so patiently) for Nik Stauskas to have a good game so I could make highlights. I’m done waiting. I’m not sure he’s ever going to score in double figures so this performance will have to do. Nine points and a pair of blocks is plenty, and now I get to…
Read MoreMike Scott 17 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2014)
I get the feeling that most NBA fans aren’t truly aware of Mike Scott’s existence. He has a very commonplace name and is a bench player for a team that no one really likes in the Atlanta Hawks. There is nothing notable about his game other than that he added a three point shot, but…
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