Do not be deceived by my YouTube-enabled trickery. Shabazz Muhammad did not have a particularly good game on this outing. 6-of-15 shooting is not a very good mark, although his three dunks were a “SICK SHOW!!!!!” Bazz still only has one move, and if he ever wants to be a consistent scorer, he needs more than that. I think two is the minimum for an NBA player.
Although it might be somewhat early, I have devised an off-season plan for Shabazz so that he can enter his third season as a total beast:
-Develop another move (eurostep?)
-Bulk up muscles to gargantuan sizes while remaining nimble and quick, like LeBron
-Tell Alexey once for all that you’re not friends and you don’t want to hang out – EVER
-Change phone number so Alexey can no longer call
-Find Alexey a different friend
-Put up a thousand shots a day, oh who am I kidding, that won’t help
-Put up a few shots in the morning and then go eat ice cream the rest of the day
-Ice cream is tasty