The Orlando Magic have tanked so well that they have reached an unenviable position of having too many young players to properly develop them all. Andrew Nicholson and Devyn Marble might as well just stay in their beds all day for the amount of minutes Jacque-Off Vaughn will give them. But the guard situation is even worse: with Victor Oladipo, Elfrid Payton, and Evan Fournier jamming the guard positions (not even considering Ben Gordon, Silly Willie Green, and Puke Ridnour), there has to be a decision: do we stunt Oladipo’s growth by not giving him enough PG minutes, or do we stunt Payton’s growth by not giving him enough PG minutes?
I have the solution. Trade Oladipo for picks, then sign me, and I promise not to complain about minutes.