Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Anthony Bennett?
Let’s take a look at the facts.
[DRAFT POSITION]
Wiggins: Drafted first overall
Bennett: Drafted first overall
Who wins? it’s a tie
[TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING]
Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves
Bennett: Minnesota Timberwolves
Who wins? it’s a tie
[BASKETBALL SKILL]
Wiggins: As a rookie, displayed advanced scoring skills inconsistent with his young age. If he isn’t an all-star by his third year I will delete my channel, move to the remote wilderness of Siberia, become involved with the Khlysty sect, and live the life of a hermit until I succumb to hunger-induced fatigue in the middle of the woods and a bear eats me.
Bennett: In his second year, shot like prime Nowitzki for about two games, then reverted back to sucky rookie-year Bennett. Then he got injured. He has some skills, but either hasn’t been put in position to succeed, or just tries to do things that he can’t do.
Who wins? Wiggins
[POWER OF DUNKS]
Wiggins: Dunks it with a hefty amount of ferocity.
Bennett: Let’s put it this way: nobody in the current NBA tries harder to smash up the rim than Bennett does.
Who wins? Bennett
[SHOT SELECTION]
Wiggins: Takes too many long jumpers and is not that good at them, despite what this series of videos would have you believe.
Bennett: Takes too many long jumpers and is not good at them at all. If I made a compilation of his made baskets it would be pretty sick but I’m not going to so you’ll just have to pretend.
Who wins? It should be nobody, but Wiggins
[CERTAINTY OF POSITION]
Wiggins: Seems to mostly be a small forward. Could be a tall shooting guard in some lineups.
Bennett: Is such a total tweener that he makes Derrick Williams look like a pure power forward.
Who wins? Wiggins
[FUTURE WITH CURRENT TEAM]
Wiggins: Franchise centerpiece who will play in Minnesota for two decades.
Bennett: Will probably get traded for a second-round pick and one of those crispy hexagon chalupas from Taco Bell.
Who wins? Wiggins
[FATNESS]
Wiggins: Not fat
Bennett: Fat
Who wins? Bennett
[CONDITIONING]
Wiggins: Played the second-most minutes in the league, so obviously he’s in top physical shape.
Bennett: Fat
Who wins? Wiggins
FINAL VERDICT: Andrew Wiggins is BETTER than Anthony Bennett.
Part II: http://youtu.be/ravHSrSLLxY