C.J. Miles scoring 32 points is already a little mind-blowing. But when the Pacers commentators casually dropped that C.J. Miles once scored forty in a game, it was like a tactical nuke going off on all my synapses at once. For a while I think I was in a coma. I don’t remember much anyway. That’s how shocked I was that “The X Miles” could have a scoring output starting with a four and containing more than one digit.
The question then becomes, where was DTB on the night of March 16, 2011, the date of this fateful occurrence? The answer is, I have no idea. The Bucks played that night (losing to Dwight Howard’s Magic in overtime 89-93 god I hate Brandon Jennings so much) so I probably watched the first half of that and then turned it off. After that I probably watched lewd videos or played some Civ III or something.
You might ask, why didn’t I make a sweet highlight video of that game? Well, any DTB fan would know that I didn’t start making highlights until the next season, and that part of the reason I started in the first place was because nobody thought that scrubs scoring thirty or forty was worthy of a highlight video. If I had a time machine I would go back and make those highlights, but I broke mine when I tried to use it to go back and make Jennifer un-break up with me, so too bad.