Now that it is 100% confirmed that Davis Bertans is one of NBA’s best three-point shooters, not just out of big men but out of EVERYBODY, and will be seriously coveted by all thirty teams in the league once he becomes available, I am finding myself annoyed that he’s already 27 years old. He’s in…
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Shake Milton Career High 39 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/1/2020)
Shake Milton opened his eyes, took one look at the unfamiliar surroundings, and wearily closed his eyes again. He knew he was dreaming, and attempted to will himself into waking up. However, when he next opened his eyes, the scene hadn’t changed, and there was still the hardness of stone against his back rather than…
Read MoreSeth Curry 27 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2020)
Tonight was supposed to be the night that Stephen Curry finally returned from his injury (incurred as a result of getting sat on by Aron Baynes, damn, what even happened to that dude it’s like when he injured one of the league’s most beloved superstars he sent himself on a downward trajectory along with Curry),…
Read MoreNorman Powell 24 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2020)
Norman Powell is like the original success story of the Masai-era Raptors. They drafted him super late in the draft and he quickly developed into a serviceable player. After some ups and downs in his career, Powell is solidly on the “up” side of the equation this season, but his success has been overshadowed by…
Read MoreOG Anunoby Career High 32 Points/7 Steals Full Highlights (3/1/2020)
OG Anunoby realized that he was lying on a hard surface, and just as quickly realized that there was no reason for him to being on a hard surface unless something had gone terribly wrong. “This isn’t funny, guys,” he said without opening his eyes, assuming that some of his teammates, prone to juvenile practical…
Read MoreDaniel Gafford 12 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
Leap years piss me off. Think about it. If there was no February 29th this year, I wouldn’t have had to do ANY highlight videos for last night’s slate of games. Instead, I had to make 21 videos. All because the moron Romans (or was it the Greeks?) invented a stupid calendar that doesn’t even…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
I was just struck with a very disturbing thought: what would happen if Jarrett Allen decided to ditch the afro and go with a more “conventional” haircut? Personally, I would be a lot less drawn to him. His ferocious dunkage would be the same, and his affinity for building computers would be the same, but…
Read MoreRudy Gay 19 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
I would officially like to apologize for not making a vid when Rudy Gay scored 22 points back in November. I know I’ve apologized for this before, but those apologies weren’t official. This one is. It’s an OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY. It’s no excuse, but I ran out of time that day and couldn’t get to…
Read MoreDrew Eubanks 10 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
The first game in double-figures for Drew Eubanks, you know I have no choice but to make a video for that. Add in the fact that he hit a three, the first of his career, giving him a pristine 100 percent three point percentage (eat your heart out Curry bros) for his career, and this…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 21 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
There aren’t enough pure scorers in the NBA right now. It seems like everywhere you look, there are dudes who score well, but then you look closer and you see that they do other stuff besides score. Some of them play defense despite it taking energy away from them that could be used for scoring….
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